Holy cow??

Question

I just looked out my window and saw a cow with a hole through the middle! I asked my neighbor, and he said this was quite common in my area. What do you say?

Answer 1

I'll try a serious answer so I hope that is what you are expecting.







A local Junior College near me (Wharton county) actually has a few cows out in the pasture with holles in the side. It doesn't affect the cow in a bad way Its a rubber ring about 8 - 9 inches in diameter with a plasting sheeting used for a door. Each cow has one of these holes as a backdoor to one of their stomaches. It is a way that a student can reach into a living cow and feel (see) firt hand the digestive process. In each stomache the grass ingested will be in a different stage of digest. The hole is something like the glove inserts you see on the bubble's used to help protect kids with no bodily defenses against germs.



Here is a picture for those that don't believe me..

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=306

Answer 2

The Scooter was the best. I remember watching Yankees games when they played on Ch 11. He and Bill White and then later Bobby Murcer where always entertaining. I can even remember those "Money Store" commercials. I'm only 41yr old but it seems like yesterday. Can you imagine how Michael Kay would have been with Mr.Rizzuto working iwth him??? HOLY COW!!!! It was also very a classy tribute to the Legend. He will be missed.

Answer 3

Uh Oh You Better Call The Cow Patrol

Answer 4

Holy Cow? Has the priest been near those cows again?...I told him to stick with the sheep

Answer 5

I'm not sure what you mean by a hole in the middle. Do you mean to say that he has a wound? Then shouldn't he be checked out by a vet?

Answer 6

It's the bloody aliens again. They've graduated from anal probes to holes in cows. Just crazy, I tell you.

Answer 7

Someone got a hankering for beef on the hoof?

Answer 8

I think someone is telling you a big story

Answer 9

Darn. Do they still produce good meat?

Answer 10

Gasp.

Answer 11

heyyyyyyyyy

its nice stroy lol

who's that guy may be he is trying to fool u

Answer 12

i would say that thats where their food comes out after they digest it

Answer 13

I don't know, but I love that avatar

Answer 14

That's not as bad as holy sh*t.

Answer 15

Twas me.

Answer 16

you know. its bad to tell fibs

Answer 17

i shot that cockaroach

Answer 18

cool!id tap that!

Answer 19

okay

Answer 20

i masturbate...