was it a sign from god?

Question

my account (that was super close to being at level seven) was suspended yesterday so i decided to ask my little brother to end my pain and smother me with the bathroom rug. i didn't want to go out on an empty stomach so i went in the kitchen to fix myself one last peanut butter and jelly sandwich. it was then that my eyes rested upon the most heavenly sight imaginable. an unopened jar of peter pan creamy peanut butter. it has been five cruel months since my beloved peter pan was yanked off the shelves for giving people salmonella. in that time, i had been forced to eat skippy whenever i wanted my favorite sandwich. let me tell you, it was not the same! i immediately told my little brother that i would not be needing his services and i went to bed with a smile on my face and a full tummy. has something so clearly divine ever happened to you?

Answer 1

No, nothing like that. But what a delicious discovery! I actually don't even buy name brand peanut butter, I buy the huge tub of the store brand... and considering that I am the only one who lives here that isn't allergic to peanuts it lasts forever. And I can enjoy yummy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (3 pieces of bread with a little extra blackberry jelly) anytime I want.



It was a sign. Just as you dipped your knife into the unscathed apogee of that virginal jar of Peter Pan peanut butter so may you begin here again, dipping your sharp tongue and cutting wit right into our (for the most part) virginal @sses.

Answer 2

Yes, as a matter of fact. I was forlorn once because I was out of vodka. I got immensely depressed ( not to be confused with dependency ), so I decided to eat instead. I scoured the cupboards for something greasy or heavily salted, when my red-rimmed eyes beheld a half empty 26er of Jim Beam tucked away in a dusty corner. That's when I knew there was a supreme being. That's when I became a disciple of "Pift" the bringer of drugs and booze.

Answer 3

I am so sorry you were suspended it clearly is a sign from God but Peter Pan yikes that is the worst ever choosy mom's choose Jif. I too am currently receiving Gods gifts as I have received several vn's on this big butt acct and am still here. Can you believe that?

Answer 4

It was probably a sign, but no, I haven't experienced such a heavenly peanut butter encounter. :) Good for you!

Answer 5

You are a lucky woman, very bless it her life and ways. I don't think I am alone in saying that we are really glad to have you here to brighten up my office and day.

Answer 6

I'd have to say knowing how to correctly spell God is a pretty good sign.

Answer 7

Will you go with me to mormon chruch tomorrow night?

Answer 8

I'm still waiting





PS

Tell him I want my iphone back now - he got his money

Answer 9

the reverend notorious jay mccain forgives you for your transgressions....

Answer 10

Gee, nothing that good! Not lately.