Can you come up with a comical story containing these words no more than 100 words long?

Question

Teapot
Atomic
Sheep
Alert
Deserted
Humpback
Tank

Answer 1

I have a tank full of gas, Atomic Kitten is playing on the radio, and I'm bombing down a deserted country road launching off of humpback bridges always on the alert for speedtraps and roaming sheep. The only thing I'm missing is a fcuking teapot.

Answer 2

day 1 too many in the big brother house, and as the housemates are fighting over whether the teapot is objectively red or only an individual opinion, big brother sends in a sheep from the deserted welsh countryside to spice things up a little bit, after hearing this announcement through text, the well known evil humpback genius with a penchant for white cats, sends out a warning to let the sheep go, or an atomic attack will commence, big brother seeing its chance to claim a big insurance payout, abandons the housemates in a pink tank designed especially for this type of thing.-hell i don't know if this is more than 100 words but its less than a thousand so be thankful or else!!

Answer 3

Alert; Be on the look out for an Atomic Tank being driven by a Humpback Sheep who stole a Teapot from a Deserted town.

Answer 4

One day whilst listening to Atomic Kitten singing "I'm a Little Teapot" on my iPod, I decided to visit a local Gallery hosting a Damien Hirst exhibition. One of the pieces was called "Away from the Flock" composed of a dead sheep in a glass tank of formaldehyde. The items on show were pretty bizarre, which probably explained why the place was deserted. I looked at a leaflet, which claimed Hirst's next exhibit was going to be called "Extinction Alert" featuring a Humpback Whale, this was so disturbing I decided to leave and never come back.

Answer 5

There once was an Atomic Sheep who loved to drink tea from her favorite Teapot. While having a cup, she was put on Alert that there was a Deserted Humpback whale on the loose, so she hopped in her Tank and ran him over. The End

Answer 6

Many years ago I deserted from the army and rushed home to Ireland – I stole a teapot on the way out and when I rubbed the pot a genie appeared. I wished that my humpback would be cured – bingo it was. Next I wished for an attractive sheep – bingo she appeared. Alert to the fact I had only one wish left, I sat down and tank about it for a wee while. I asked the genie if it was ok to take my time – he said Aye – no trouble at o Mic.

Answer 7

A sheep went back to the place he called his home- the abandoned army tank- it looked like a giant teapot. He was on high alert because there was a mental humpback on the loose with an atomic bomb. He deserted the tank and set out to find his house mate.



( what a masterpeice)

Answer 8

I heard the alert go out for an atomic sheep in a tank. The place was deserted as an empty teapot in a humpback's apartment.

Answer 9

News Alert... Wildcat has deserted her hunky fella the humpback in the hand knitted tank top as she caught him doing teapot impersonations in front of a sheep to Blondie's Atomic.

Answer 10

on a cold january day, a tank with a teapot on it came over to me to alert me that a sheep with an atomic weapon strapped to it was coming towards me. I was informed that the sheep was hell bent on destroying the humpback camel i was riding on, through the deserted plains of hell. needless to say i called the police and was happy to say they arrived in under an hour.

Answer 11

Alert the humpback sheep, the Atomic teapot is gonna blow up the deserted tank!!!!!

Answer 12

the humpback sheep made an atomic mixture of wool and lanolin in a deserted tank, and gave it in a teapot to a not so alert billy goat...

Answer 13

yes

Answer 14

no cuz them word iz firr lame