~About you~
How old are you? today i turned 114 1/2
Got any nicknames? boobs
Single or taken? i am currently married to a man who is 27, and i have a boyfriend who is 35 and my girlfriend is in her 80's.
Your hidden talent? i have a penis! shh! i've been able to hid it from my husband all these years!
~Random~
The song you can't get out of your head? "i love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me too?"
Celebrity crush? angelina jolie! and president bush! he's so cute i just wanna eat him!
What are you wearing? a bra and depends
~Favorites~
Favorite Fast food? the doctor wont allow me to eat fast food
Favorite Band? my grandson had chingy on one day and i just couldn't stop shaking my wrinkles!
Favorite Pastime? i used to be an exotic dancer that was pretty fun, until my boobs started to sag!
Favorite Season? oh i dunno, we only get one season in the nursing home.
Favorite Drink? morphine
~Firsts~
First big purchase? well, lets see, back during the depression, i managed to get a pack of smokes and some milk, that was pretty big back then.
First kiss? ronald regan
~Lasts~
The last thing you said? i asked the nurse to change my depends, i can do it myself, but i like to torture her cause she was late with my meds
The last place you drove? oh i don't know, i haven't been able to drive since i was 82.
Last thing you watched? i can't see the tv that good, i'm going blind. i can barley read this!
Regret? i jsut shat myself!
~This or That~
Yahoo! Answers or Myspace? what's a myspace?
Ketchup or Mustard? i have acid reflux, they both upset me
Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? who?
Text or Call?
text? is that something you do with those new fangled ipod thingys?
Chocolate or Vanilla? the doctor wont let me eat that either
Camping or staying in a hotel? anything would be better than this nursing home i'm stuck in!
Love or hate? i hate my nurse
Drive or fly? with how saggy my boobs are now, i could probly spread them apart and fly on them!