Question:
im sleepy guys...tell me a story :3?
Hokte Cate
2009-12-31 20:25:25 UTC
pllleeeaaassssee??? :3
29 answers:
2009-12-31 20:47:55 UTC
once upon a time, life was hard.

everyone was afraid of losing thier house

or dying something like a thing called

swine flu and cancer.

there was a country named america

and in that country things were the hardest.

the country had a string of terrible presidents

that only just let up when a exceptional black

man decided to try to make things right.

but the story isn't about him, it's about

a six year old genius girl who learned that she had powers.

she had the power to see the future.

one day she woke up and saw an unhappy future for

her country. she saw that the country would be

invaded by middle eastern and african countries

that reunited and most people would be killed.

that same day she ran away from home vowing to stop

the future.

so she went to the white house and told the president

what she saw.

she touched his face and showed him the future through his mind.

he understood and ordered all the fighters to get ready for ambush.

but all the fighters had other plans, they set up their own route

and blasted the countries first.

america had the most powerful missles in the world.

not alot of people survived.

other countries became afraid and declared war on america.

again, they blasted them first.

soon only some european countries and japan were left.

the americans didn't see the death, they invaded the countries

and stole oil and things to better their country.

the little six year old felt accomplished until they were attacked

by every country that wasn't attacked.

the six year old discovered that she didn't have powers and it

was just a dream.

unfortunantly the whole world was in turmoil.

they are still trying to work it out, the end.
2016-10-06 07:36:01 UTC
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2009-12-31 20:32:49 UTC
once upon a time there was a girl who really wanted to meet a boy





she found the golden ticket in his cd







he came to her house and sang to her









they talked and fell in love





the end.
she's got style
2009-12-31 20:32:39 UTC
your going to die tomorrow. do you know why? you dont want to know why. ok i'll tell you. theres a man with an axe hiding under your bed. dont have a bed with legs? then hes hiding in your closet. just dont look.. because if he suspects that you know about him he'll slice you into tiny little pieces while your still alive.
2009-12-31 20:32:04 UTC
Once upon a time there was a wonderful caring sensitive person. Everyone picked on her and pushed her around and wouldn't listen when she had problems. So instead of feeling sorry for herself, she became Ghoul Girl and made all of them pay dearly for their horrible treatment of her. Now she roams the earth looking for people who need help fighting people who put them down, and she helps them get revenge on all the mean people in the world. The End.
maria :)
2009-12-31 20:30:57 UTC
Once apon a time there was this girl that was sleepy then she fell asleep THE END
MadamMarvelous
2009-12-31 20:30:53 UTC
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -

Only this, and nothing more.'



Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Nameless here for evermore.



And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -

This it is, and nothing more,'



Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.



Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before

But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'

Merely this and nothing more.



Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!'



Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.



Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.

Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'



Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as `Nevermore.'



But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'



Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of "Never-nevermore."'



But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'



This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!



Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee

Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'



`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - p
2009-12-31 20:30:21 UTC
Many, many years ago lived an emperor, who thought so much of new clothes that he spent all his money in order to obtain them; his only ambition was to be always well dressed. He did not care for his soldiers, and the theatre did not amuse him; the only thing, in fact, he thought anything of was to drive out and show a new suit of clothes. He had a coat for every hour of the day; and as one would say of a king "He is in his cabinet," so one could say of him, "The emperor is in his dressing-room."

The great city where he resided was very gay; every day many strangers from all parts of the globe arrived. One day two swindlers came to this city; they made people believe that they were weavers, and declared they could manufacture the finest cloth to be imagined. Their colours and patterns, they said, were not only exceptionally beautiful, but the clothes made of their material possessed the wonderful quality of being invisible to any man who was unfit for his office or unpardonably stupid.

"That must be wonderful cloth," thought the emperor. "If I were to be dressed in a suit made of this cloth I should be able to find out which men in my empire were unfit for their places, and I could distinguish the clever from the stupid. I must have this cloth woven for me without delay." And he gave a large sum of money to the swindlers, in advance, that they should set to work without any loss of time. They set up two looms, and pretended to be very hard at work, but they did nothing whatever on the looms. They asked for the finest silk and the most precious gold-cloth; all they got they did away with, and worked at the empty looms till late at night.

"I should very much like to know how they are getting on with the cloth," thought the emperor. But he felt rather uneasy when he remembered that he who was not fit for his office could not see it. Personally, he was of opinion that he had nothing to fear, yet he thought it advisable to send somebody else first to see how matters stood. Everybody in the town knew what a remarkable quality the stuff possessed, and all were anxious to see how bad or stupid their neighbours were.



< 2 >



"I shall send my honest old minister to the weavers," thought the emperor. "He can judge best how the stuff looks, for he is intelligent, and nobody understands his office better than he."

The good old minister went into the room where the swindlers sat before the empty looms. "Heaven preserve us!" he thought, and opened his eyes wide, "I cannot see anything at all," but he did not say so. Both swindlers requested him to come near, and asked him if he did not admire the exquisite pattern and the beautiful colours, pointing to the empty looms. The poor old minister tried his very best, but he could see nothing, for there was nothing to be seen. "Oh dear," he thought, "can I be so stupid? I should never have thought so, and nobody must know it! Is it possible that I am not fit for my office? No, no, I cannot say that I was unable to see the cloth."

"Now, have you got nothing to say?" said one of the swindlers, while he pretended to be busily weaving.

"Oh, it is very pretty, exceedingly beautiful," replied the old minister looking through his glasses. "What a beautiful pattern, what brilliant colours! I shall tell the emperor that I like the cloth very much."

"We are pleased to hear that," said the two weavers, and described to him the colours and explained the curious pattern. The old minister listened attentively, that he might relate to the emperor what they said; and so he did.

Now the swindlers asked for more money, silk and gold-cloth, which they required for weaving. They kept everything for themselves, and not a thread came near the loom, but they continued, as hitherto, to work at the empty looms.

Soon afterwards the emperor sent another honest courtier to the weavers to see how they were getting on, and if the cloth was nearly finished. Like the old minister, he looked and looked but could see nothing, as there was nothing to be seen.

"Is it not a beautiful piece of cloth?" asked the two swindlers, showing and explaining the magnificent pattern, which, however, did not exist.

"I am not stupid," said the man. "It is therefore my good appointment for which I am not fit. It is very strange, but I must not let any one know it;" and he praised the cloth, which he did not see, and expressed his joy at the beautiful colours and the fine pattern. "It is very excellent," he said to the emperor.



< 3 >



Everybody in the whole town talked about the precious cloth. At last the emperor wished to see it himself, while it was still on the loom. With a number of courtiers, including the two who had already been there, he went to the two clever swindlers, who now worked as hard as they could, but without using any thread.

"Is it not magnificent?" said the two old statesmen who had been there before. "Yo
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2009-12-31 20:29:12 UTC
There was this girl who was sleepy.



But she should stay awake.



So she took E and it was all good.
Hurricane
2009-12-31 20:28:50 UTC
There is this girl who is sleepy then she fell asleep.



The End.
Johnny K
2009-12-31 20:39:41 UTC
One upon a time .....There lived a girl who didn't want to sleep. Nobody could blame her ...what, with all the flesh eating zombies outside her window.....what ever happened to that little fragile sweet innocent..healthy..tasty..fleshy..hungry..kill... little..gi..r..l...?
2009-12-31 20:36:53 UTC
http://www.123greetings.com/send/view/12631609618355033686



It's 1974, and a man by the name of Marty Bronson (Jonathan Pryce) is narrating a story. The story is about himself as the owner of quaint hotel that is also ran by himself and his 2 children. The daughter (Abigail Droeger), at 12 years old is very serious minded and runs the front desk efficiently. And the son (Thomas Hoffman), at 10 years old, has a wondrous imagination that will take him anywhere. Little do the children know though is that the motel is in debt, and Marty is forced to sell to an English chap by the name of Barry Nottingham (Richard Griffiths). However, Marty will only sell to Barry under the agreement that his son run the place when he is of age.



Fast forward and we see the quaint hotel quadrupled in size and is no longer a family establishment but more for the rich and famous, and Marty's son Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) is a hotel handyman. And when Nottingham announces plans to build a new hotel he appoints another man named Kendall (Guy Pearce) to become the manager.



After work, Skeeter visits his sister for it is his niece's birthday (whom he hasn't seen in 4 years). There his sister Wendy (Courteney Cox) informs him that the school that the children Patrick (Jonathan Morgan Heit) and Bobbi (Laura Ann Kesling) attend, that she herself is the principal at, is being closed down and that has to relocate to Arizona for a job and asks Skeeter if he could watch her kids. , Even though Skeeter doesn't know his niece and nephew very well, he agrees.



After the day shift babysitter Jill (Keri Russell) leaves, he settles them into bed and they ask him to read a story. After looking at the lame books that the children have, he refuses to read then and instead makes up his own story. Modeled around his own life, he tells the story of a medieval squire named "Sir Fixalot" and his rival "Sir Buttkiss". Throughout the story the kids make their own additions, such as the king giving Sir Fixalot a chance to prove himself. And that during the celebration, Patrick announces, "that it starts raining gumballs" and the story ends.



The following day, Skeeter is called to fix Nottingham's television and during the visit, he tells Skeeter the "secret" theme that he had announced for the hotela rock and roll theme much like that of the Hard Rock Hotel. When Skeeter points this out he is offered the opportunity to compete with Kendall "to prove himself" for a better theme. And while driving to his sisters house, Skeeter is suddenly greeted with a shower of gumballs raining down from above (which he does not see is caused by a crashed delivery truck). Skeeter concludes that the story had come true and quickly develops a plan to use it to his advantage.



For the next story, he elaborates a Western-theme in which he receives a free "Ferrari" horse from a Native American chief. The children do not corroborate the story, but have him save a damsel in distress from several criminals. They claim he should be rewarded with a kiss, only to have an angry dwarf kick him instead. That night, Skeeter goes out in search of his Ferrari and meets a Native American man who instead steals his wallet. Later, Violet who is hounded by paparazzi, is rescued by the passing Skeeter. Just as he is about to kiss her, he is kicked by an angry dwarf from a nearby fraternity.



From this point, he determines that it is only the changes made by the children that actually affect reality. The following night, Skeeter tries to sell the kids on the theme ideas contest, but they are more interested in romance and action in their stories. The next story begins with Skeeticus, a Greek gladiator who, after impressing the emperor and a stadium of onlookers, attracts the attention of the "fairest maiden". He and the maiden are to walk into a restaurant where all the girls who used to pick on him in high school are sitting at a table, they are to be so impressed by the maiden he is with, they start to nervously sing the "Hokey Pokey". After a meal they are to go for a walk on the beach where a large hairy man is to be washed up on shore that has trouble breathing, and after Skeeticus saves this man's life, a rainstorm sends him and the maiden into a magical cave which has Abraham Lincoln in it. Skeeter loses his patience with the story and upsets the children. Unable to get them to continue, the story ends.



The next day, Skeeter learns that Violet will not be meeting with him per the story design, but unexpectedly runs into Jill, who invites him to lunch. The girls from Skeeter's high school are at the restaurant, so Skeeter asks Jill to pretend to be his girlfriend. After the girls break into the "Hokey Pokey" and Skeeter casually saves the life of a man on the beach, a sudden rainstorm sends them under the dock and he realizes that he is falling in love with her. But the kiss he is about to receive is interrupted as he is reminded about the Abraham Lincoln part of the
Toddie
2009-12-31 20:35:16 UTC
i am just tired just looking at these responses! jeez! i dont think she waned novels!
2009-12-31 20:33:34 UTC
once upon a time in lala land there was a big ol pitcher filled with red liquid and his name was...get this...big KOOL AID!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

now he's more famous than i'll ever be



The end :)
2009-12-31 20:33:29 UTC
There was the girl on Y!A that was sleepy some people told her some story and she went to sleep instead of celebrating New Years. the end:)
Angie<3
2009-12-31 20:33:17 UTC
There was a girl that was sleepy so she asked a ? on Y!A. This girl named Rawr gave her a story, and the little girl with the purple hat fell asleep. In the mean while, rawr was stealing the girls house. The End. =]
Shalyn
2009-12-31 20:32:40 UTC
Once upon a time there was a seed. She very much wanted to be like all the other seeds, except that she was going to grow up and be a yucky tomato while everyone else would grow up to be fun carrots. But she never got her wish cause she couldn't change who she was. THE END. :)
OhMyLanta ♏☮-I♥MJ-♏☮
2009-12-31 20:32:35 UTC
Once upon a time in Yahoo Answers there was this girl who was very sleepy. Then she fell asleep.

The END.
2009-12-31 20:32:31 UTC
There once was a boy and girl The End
THE SIMPSONS FAN
2009-12-31 20:32:07 UTC
Once upon a time in a far away castle there was a ...



PICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End
I Was NOT Harassing Him!
2009-12-31 20:31:41 UTC
John Wilkes Booth was an actor and right now the Ghost Lab people are trying to contact his ghost. Cliffhanger!! How does it end?!?! Do they succeed?? You'll never know!!!
Taiga
2009-12-31 20:30:28 UTC
there was this weird dude he went to the mall and bought a ball and it bounced off the wall and he ate it for dinner.



another guy went to the mall and bought a ball and it bounced off the wall and he ate it for dinner.



then a woman went to the mall and bought a ball and it bounced off the wall and he ate it for lunch
2009-12-31 20:30:24 UTC
Go to bed
2009-12-31 20:30:18 UTC
Being insane, The Joker and Harley Quinn are incapable of a functional, healthy relationship. The Joker, as a violent and narcissistic creature, is physically and verbally abusive towards Harley, who strives to keep Joker happy. He is abusive both because he cannot help it - human relationships are alien to him, he is highly mercurial and has violent mood swings reacts exactly as it occurs to him to do so - and because the psychological manipulation and torment of Harley amuses him. Harley is often passive towards this behavior, accepting it as earned. However, when Joker makes what is, to her, a true transgression, she doesn't hesitate to lash back with physical violence of her own. She also displays masochistic tendencies and enjoyment of his violent and dangerous nature. She loves him openly and effusively, her principal motivation is to be by his side and fulfill his needs. If love is unnatural to the Joker, it is all too natural to Harley, who is affectionate, clinging, needy and unquestioningly adoring and devoted.

However, it would be false to say the Joker never demonstrates tenderness or affection to his girl. Harley is unique in that she is the only person to have survived so long by Joker's side, that he has shown affection and love towards, as twisted as it may be. He even demonstrates need for her on occasion and it seems to be something Harley has taught him - genuine attachment and engagement with another human being, although he is incapable of expressing this in any normal or healthy way.

His naturally dominant nature is complemented by Harley's naturally submissive nature and whilst the relationship is most definitely abusive, there is also a consensual element to it with mutually enjoyed sadomasochistic tones.

The End :D
Steven
2009-12-31 20:29:31 UTC
No, I disagree to agree to disagree that I should answer this question with the simple word of yes. Which contradicts my first answer so that I am confusing even myself? So I guess I will just tell this: Yes and No
Jen's the Name™
2009-12-31 20:29:26 UTC
once upon a time there was a chicken who saw a road. He crossed it and the rest was history...
♥♥ αηιмє ρяιη¢єѕѕ ♥♥
2009-12-31 20:29:00 UTC
me and patrick saw a grizzly bear tonight at the krusty krabbs

it was scary but it was nice to make new friends
2009-12-31 20:28:57 UTC
Once there was a girl. she died. the end.
2009-12-31 20:28:35 UTC
me too.


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