Hey John, what's going on?

Question

Hey Joe, what do you know?
Hey Ken, where've you been?
Hey Tom, how's your mom?
Hey Chad, how's your dad?
Hey Mel, what the hel?
Hey Chuck, what the fvck?

Answer 1

You're a poet and you don't know it .

Answer 2

I said hey-ey-ey.

Answer 3

Hey 'pants, enough of these chants.