Question:
If you like someone would you let them throw a pie in your face?
anonymous
2015-12-12 13:34:56 UTC
Hi! So me and the guy both like each other and I wanted to take it to my best advantage! Since he likes me too would he accept if I asked if I could throw a pie in his face and make him a huge mess only the huge mess part would be the suprise. I was thinking of asking him if I could smash a lemon merigune pie with whipped creamin his face only the suprise would be that there were 5 pies being smashed into his face. I was thinking about giving him a pie sandwhich with two whipped cream custard pies and then smashing a coconut cream pie on his head and two top it off I would shove a HUGE jumbo lemon merigune cream pie with loads of whipped cream right smack in his face. Then I would proceed by dumping a whole bottle of chocolate syrup on him and have him sit down in a birthday cake. The trick is I would only ask him if I could throw one pie in his face and I would strap him down in a chair and do all of this after. Is this a good idea? He's a really nice person so I don't think he would mind. I was also thinking of dressing in my cheer uniform while he gets pied in his basketball uniform.
Six answers:
?
2015-12-12 14:27:22 UTC
Yᴏᴜʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ fᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴜɢʟy ᴀss ᴅɪᴄᴋ ᴩᴇɴɪs ᴄᴏᴄᴋ sᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sᴩᴇʀᴍ sᴇᴍᴇɴ ᴄᴜᴍ ɢᴀʀɢʟɪɴɢ ɢᴀy ʜᴏᴍᴏ fᴀɢɢᴏᴛ qᴜᴇᴇʀ sʟᴜᴛᴛy ᴡʜᴏʀᴇ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴜɴᴛ sᴋᴀɴᴋ ʜᴏᴇ ᴩᴜssy sʜɪᴛ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴩɪss sɪᴩᴩɪɴɢ ᴅɪʀᴛy ᴩᴜʙɪᴄ ʜᴀɪʀ ʙɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ʀᴀᴩɪɴɢ ɴɪɢɢᴇʀ sᴩɪᴄ ᴄʜɪɴᴋ ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅᴇᴅ ʙᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇs! sᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴀ ᴋɴɪfᴇ ᴜᴩ yᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴜs & sᴜᴄᴋ ᴍy ʙɪɢ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ʜᴀɪʀy & ᴍᴏʟᴇy ᴄᴏᴄᴋ ᴅʀy ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴅʀᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏf yᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇs! Yᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ fᴀɪʟ ᴀᴛ ʟɪfᴇ! ɢᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ yᴏᴜʀsᴇʟf & ʙᴜʀɴ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ fᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ! ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ yᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ! *fᴀʀᴛs, qᴜᴇᴇfs, sʜɪᴛs, ᴩɪssᴇs, sᴩɪᴛs & ᴄᴜᴍs ᴏɴ yᴏᴜʀ fᴀᴄᴇs*
Itchy N
2015-12-25 21:01:24 UTC
I'd be up for this. The cheerleader uniform would be very enticing, and the pies would be fun, but I'd likely find a way to turn the tables at some point so we both got messy. As to the type of pies, lemon meringue pies don't splatter very well; the meringue sort of bounces off faces in an unsatisfying way. Boston cream pies are just as bad. I recommend banana cream pies instead.
anonymous
2015-12-12 13:40:16 UTC
Go for it dude but count me out. :-)
?
2015-12-12 13:47:40 UTC
you got some weird fetish, woman.
Dkingz
2015-12-12 13:44:34 UTC
No
?
2015-12-12 13:39:48 UTC
I'm kind, not stupid.


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