Do you know of any first time offenders on Y/A and also who should be shot at a firing squad?

Question

I just opened a law firm called Weinstein Heimlich and Maneuver.
We'll defend you against violation notices and God forbid suspensions. In hard cases we always plea bargained our way out.

Call 1-800 OMG I am so good and I cant believe people have no humor.

This is not a soliciting matter, its commerce you know.

This program is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.

Answer 1

I have retained the law team of Hook, Line and Sinker Esq. to sue you for making these outrageous slanderous and antisemitic remarks.





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Answer 2

Oh good, please take my case. I want my previously suspended account back (34,400 points), with interest. I assume you'll take this on a contingency basis for a 1/3 share of the restored points. Thank you so much. Your law firm is awesome, just opened and already you have a reputation as a killer shark. Message to Yahoo: Be afraid, be very, very afraid.



I would like to see a blindfolded Yamster be taken out back behind the barn and shot. Let him hold that stupid little red report flag and make him wave it back and forth before you give the order to fire.

Answer 3

Yes I do happen to know people like that. But thank God I am already represented by a law firm called: Dewey, Cheatum and Howe

Answer 4

I'll only work with Maneuver, Weinstein and Heimlich can't be trusted. I like oreos ...

Answer 5

Let em sweat it out.. they will learn...Geez i have ..Good law office names also..I might enlist the help through your trusty firm.. glad to know there is somebody with experience in this area..Hope those who need you knows of a good bails bondman around..

Answer 6

Very respectable law firm you have there, btw, why would you shot at a firing squad?

Answer 7

What have I done now?



Mine are called Squeeze um, Throw up and Over Your Back and Son.

Answer 8

As long as your attorneys get their "ethics" from The Bible, or at the very least, a "Car Repair Manual," I'm cool with that...

Answer 9

"First time offenders on Y!A,

should be shot

at a firing squad."



A Euwaitian Converb?

Answer 10

Yes, I know offenders but they're not first time.

Answer 11

Yes, I know of these and yes they should be shot...or buy a round of shots...

Answer 12

I'll just skip to the assembly part, ok?.....ready....set .....go!

Answer 13

isn't that Hindlick and Remover?

Answer 14

huh??