The biggest lie you were ever told?

Question

OK, besides the WMD bull from GWB. I'm talking personal stuff!!!

Answer 1

If you always tell the truth, you won't get in trouble.

Answer 2

My dad slept with a woman and got her pregnant while he was still married to my mom. This woman was living with us (don't ask me why, I don't know) and I asked how she got pregnant and my parents told me that she went out of town and met some guy. I had no reason to not believe them. But one day I was at school and a guy that was in my class was the cousin of the whorebag and he told me what really happened. It was devastating to me. I still am kind of messed up about it all.

Answer 3

i took a job recently, it all seemed good, company is a well known food processor, with sales internationally, but when it came down to an offer letter detailing particulars, the manager told me that his handshake was as good as gold



the job was in sales and 50% of pay based no commission



needless to say that his handshake was not made of gold, but rather chocolate, as soon as you touched it, it started to melt away



I start a new job on monday LOL

Answer 4

A guy I had been dating for a while "forgot" to tell me he was married with another girlfriend. I'd have to say that was a pretty big lie, especially since he proposed to me. I found out through his best friend.

Answer 5

I cheated all the way through high school, and some how got on the deans list for good grades. thats a pretty good lie... Yeah?

Answer 6

Of course those jeans don't make you look fat. And even i would buy them for $238.



But in all seriousness, the biggest lie i was ever told:



"I love you."

Answer 7

I Love you!





when I find out that was a lie.... that really blows! Especially because I did!

Answer 8

this is easy... by an english bastard with the same name as the boy in the winnie the pooh stories... "i love you. i met you and now i'm in love with you. i ddn't plan for things to turn out this way. she doesn't matter to me. i've been trying to get rid of her for months before i even met you. i can't get rid of her. i keep telling her to leave." and how stupid was i? VERY!

Answer 9

i was in class 1 day i told a my friend a nasty joke about a girl he laughed real loud she was sitting close to us and she asked what he was laughing about he told her at the same time the pricipal was coming in class the girl told on me and i said my friend said it the principal took us both to the office and i kept saying it was him and we both got suspened he got a beating when he got home but it was his fault for telling her what i said

Answer 10

Santa Cluase is coming to town.

Answer 11

That I was at fault for my parent's mistakes. This fuc*ed up my childhood and took me years to get over.

Answer 12

I was once told that Tom Cruise was SMART and Paris Hilton wasn't a ho.

Answer 13

no honey i have never cheated on you once in the 8 years we were together

Answer 14

a lie that is the closest to the truth.

Answer 15

After 20 years of marriage, that he loved me. ( He left me for his receptionist ).

Answer 16

That I never tell lie!

Answer 17

Santa Claus is real.

Answer 18

That the short bus I rode was for cool kids. :(

Answer 19

My ex-husband telling me that he wasn't cheating on me!

Answer 20

"I will treat your children as my own". Abusive bastard. I left with a quickness.

Answer 21

moon landing

Answer 22

Life is good.

Answer 23

She said she was a virgin and she was not...............oh man didnt she figure out that a person can tell if they are doing a virgin or not..............

Answer 24

that he would never lie to me...



ha

Answer 25

I love you.

Answer 26

I didn't sleep with your boyfriend!

Answer 27

we'll be best friends forever

Answer 28

Ha.



Can't top that.

Answer 29

There's no one else.

Answer 30

I 'll never tell !!

Answer 31

that santa clause was real. :*(

Answer 32

that i did not do it

Answer 33

you'll go blind if you masturbate...