if everything is the best thing since slice bread... then. .?

Question

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Answer 1

Whole bread!

Answer 2

Unsliced bread!



EDIT: Dang! I just noticed someone beat me to the punch with this joke.



I guess she is the best thing since sliced bread now!

:-)

Answer 3

Probably un-sliced bread

Answer 4

The Knife - to slice the bread

Answer 5

The wheel was, like, flippin' awesome until, like, minutes later I was, like, lets buy bread. I got bread then i was like, i want everything now. Then I got everything then i was like "everything sucks. I want Immortallity. So I saw your question on my quest of living forever and decided that your question was "hawt" so i had to answer it. Now Yahoo Answers is old. I wanna buy that new Death that everyone's talkin about. They said it'll be a long time before i'd get it but i so want it like now like yeah...

Answer 6

Chocolate

Answer 7

Oh hmm Im not sure I am allowed to write this on Y!A wink wink



XOXO



SLiced bread is pretty effin great mann

Answer 8

The wheel



EDIT: To the guy who said "boobs"... you think sliced bread is better than boobs?

Answer 9

the dice o matic. it slices it dices everything from potatoes to tomatoes.

Answer 10

me. :)



damn sliced bread. came and took my crown..

Answer 11

Rocks...

Answer 12

nothing...everyone just walked around so unimpressed...it was really quite sad

Answer 13

Butter.....

Answer 14

lol I asked this awhile ago!



A couple of people said me :|

I thought that was strange....



but, tbh, cake!

Answer 15

blueberry muffins

Answer 16

zombies

Answer 17

I have no Idea

Answer 18

fire, the wheel, running water, men

Answer 19

me

Answer 20

gentlemen.

Answer 21

butter...LOL

Answer 22

Boobs

Answer 23

sex