My friend Roger wants us to go Ireland for St Patric's day , he wants to sample the crack?

Question

and maybe have a paddy or to in the local hostelry's.
Are there any other attraction's in Dublin that we might be interested in?

Answer 1

For crack Darndale or Finglas, for the craic the city centre.

Answer 2

My costly Sir,it rather is all o.k. for Roger,because he's not the only donning the thong.Thongs can play havoc with the barnacles and could reason inflammation.Ask Roger to fulfill you a million/2 way and fairly of a thong attempt an over shoulder bolder holder.

Answer 3

My dear Sir,I hate to inform you but Irish crack is not of a high standard,rather withered and haggered.You would both be better off sampling the local stew which comes with plenty of the best quality meat and minute carrotts. There are plenty of rides you should take at all attractions but even they are beginning to slow down due to rust and old age and to be honest the whole place needs a complete overhaul.

I'm sure Roger will enjoy checking out the potato pickers and pheasant fluckers who will bring a big smile to both your faces.

Answer 4

Dear Sir,

You will be in for a grand time... The Guinness factory at St. James` Gate is next to the alcoholics` Rehab centre ...brilliant !! Watch out that St. Paddy doesn`t come after your trouser-snake and banish it for ever ...Go to a spit n sawdust place and have a go on the Irish Pipes .. Hold his bag tightly, and put your lips round his organ .. I blew for ages and nothing would COME ... Don`t forget to get a helping of Irish Stew .. I always do ... need a hot meaty filling or a bit of white pudding, to keep me warm inside ....and finally, you, Dick and Roger just enjoy the CRAIC ... maybe me and blaster can come and join you ........!!

Answer 5

The Guinness Factory tour is meant to be worth a visit, and Ive been told there r a couple of very decent lapdancing clubs in dublin too.

Answer 6

I'd love to see Ireland; unfortunately, 5,000 miles is a long way to go for a single day :-) Lots of ancestors came from there (documented) as well as the Scotland (the Orkneys); there's a lot I'd like to see. Not much into crack (at least, if you mean the drug??), but I like Guinness :-) Rains here a lot, too (Pacific NW US), and it's beautiful and green; I like it very well, despite having been born and raised in Texas (hot and dry), so maybe it's genetic? :-)



Have a good time!

Answer 7

You wont want to go to Ireland without kissing the Blarney Stone. I hear you must lay down on your back with your head tilted downward in order to kiss blarneys stones. Take some muscle relaxers with you just in case you get a crick in your neck.

Answer 8

Kilmainham Gaol.

Answer 9

he means like the beer and food and go i went to ireland when i was 8 for paddys day and it was awesome

Answer 10

Rain and lots of it in Dublin

Answer 11

yeah, dublins full of crack. you and roger should enjoy it their.

Answer 12

I'm sure there'll be some wonderful museums for your friend to visit.

Answer 13

Why not use the white china for an occasion this splendid.

Answer 14

Good idea

Answer 15

whatch out for the crack .... its a killer