What does America have that Canada doesn't and never will have?

Question

I'll list a few.

America has warm weather. Canada has snow, rain and ice.

America has palm trees. Canada has pine trees.

America has Aretha Franklin and Tina Turner. Canada has Celine Dion.

America has Taylor Swift. Canada has Avril Lavigne.

America has Tom Petty, the Eagles, and the Byrds. Canada has Barenaked Ladies.

America had Elvis Presley. Canada has Justin Bieber.

America has Nirvana and Guns n Roses. Canada has Nickelback.

America has the Allman Brothers Band. Canada has Rush.

America has Nashville. Canada has Montreal.

America has deserts, beaches, plains, mountains and wide open spaces. Canada has cities and tundras.

America has friendly people. Canada has unfriendly people.

America has burgers, hot dogs, pizza, steaks, fried chicken, nachos. Canada has bacon, syrup and maple leafs (are those things even edible? Lol).

America has country music, fishing and baseball. Canada has boring hockey.

America has Donald Trump. Canada has a lefty of a leader.

America rules. Canada drools!

Answer 1

I'm Canadian and I agree with you 100%

Answer 2

lol Canada is INSIDE america.

If you mean the US, they have a blind patrotic devotion that defies all common sense, and Canadians will never have that kind of stupidity because we are cultured and also aware of others countrys

Answer 3

America is the entire continental mass & related islands that's most of the western hemisphere. What it has that Canada doesn't & (almost certainly) never will have is a plurality of people who speak Spanish as their 1st language. In the 2016 (last) census, only 1.32% of the population spoke it.

Answer 4

AMERICANS HAVE THE MOST ILLITERATE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THEY SHOULD ALL GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT THEY ARE ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE GREATER WORLD. .

Answer 5

You can gladly have trump, Canada won't mind

Answer 6

You're an idiot.



It's in the 80s F in Central Canada right now, so so much for your first assertion.



Palm trees are not present in 90% of the US.



BTO. The Band. Neil Young. Rush rules.



Montreal beats the snot out of Nashville.



Clearly, you know nothing about geography. Our Rocky Mountains dwarf yours.



Americans shoot each other a lot. That's the opposite of being friendly.



Many of the US foods you list weren't created in the US. We have a ton of great local food up here.



Country music, now that's the definition of boring.



Donald Trump. You can have him. Just as us NOT having him is a Big Win for Canada.



The US is Somalia, just with slightly better shopping.

Answer 7

Good typing.

Answer 8

America didn't invent pizza. Italians created pizza.

Answer 9

Unfortunately America has Trump and thankfully Canada will never have him.

Answer 10

We have pine trees in America just so you know.

Answer 11

Americans are retards that lost their greatness like bums and failures.

Canadians aren't stupid enough to ever do something as suicidally irresponsible and unpatriotic as that.

And it shows:



'Canada voted Best Country in the World'

'Canada ranked No. 1 country brand in the world'

'Is Canada the most successful country in the world?'

'Canada ranked No. 1 country brand in the world AGAIN!'

'Canada selected as country with the best reputation once again'

'Canada Named The 'Most Admired' Country In The World, Again'



'The 21st century belongs to Canada'

'America first no more as IMF sees US fading as growth engine'

'World Bank: Canada led all G-7 countries in economic growth over the past decade'

'Canada to lead G7 nations in growth for next 50 years: OECD'



''Canada's middle class richest in world'

'Canadians get rich at a faster pace than Americans'

'In Canada, the 'poor' are getting richer faster than the 'rich'

'Canada top G20, G7 country on international prosperity index'

'Canada Has World's Fastest-Growing Population Of Super-Rich'

'Canada is officially home to the richest middle class on the planet'

'Canada: Richer than America and more economically powerful than Europe'

'The most prosperous nation in the Americas, Canada ranks first in personal freedom'



'US Median household income hits $59,039.00'

'How America's Middle Class Fell Behind Its Canadian Neighbors'

'Canadians the wealthiest ever, with average household net worth rising nationwide to $770,635.00'



'Canada is the World's Constitutional Superpower'

'Canada offers more freedom to citizens than the U.S.'

'Report: US States less free than Canadian Provinces'

'Why Canada is simply more democratic than the U.S.A.'

'It's official: Canada is a superior country to the United States'

'It's Official, Canada Ranked #1 Most Free Country In The World'

'Should we still be proud to be Americans?: Other countries are more free'



'Trudeau trumps Trump on list of World’s Most Powerful'

'Justin Trudeau Ranked Most Influential Person In The World'

'Trudeau the Triumphant: Canadian PM is the greatest threat to America'

'Justin Trudeau is now the most prominent and popular politician on the planet'

'Canada's Trudeau Proves Once Again Why He's the World's Most Popular Leader'

'Living abroad, you get the feeling Canada’s current government and leader is the envy of much of the world'



'Millionaire Cities' Abound In Canada As Household Wealth Hits Record High'

'Canadian cities rank top in North America for personal safety and security'

'Canadian cities 'dominate' North American quality-of-life rankings'

'Canadian cities boast highest quality of living in North America'

'5 Safest Cities in World: Toronto And Montreal Make List'

'3 of the 5 most liveable cities in the world are Canadian'

'Toronto remains the safest city in North America'

'Canada's Cities are a Model for the World'



'How Canada became an education superpower - BBC News'

'Richer, smarter, taller: A measure of Canada from the OECD'

'10 Smartest Countries in the World and Canada Takes Top Spot'

'More Canadians have post-secondary education than other OECD nations'

'Canadians are happier, smarter and live longer than their southern neighbors'



And that's literally barely anything that Canada's achieved while its Yankee neighbours were busy destroying themselves.

Contrast that success with the failures next door to see why no Canadians are jealous of backwards banana republics:



'US no longer considered a full democracy'

'U.S. democracy is in grave danger, report warns'

'The U.S. is No Longer a Full Democracy. What Happened?'

'Trump's America is showing the telltale signs of a failing state'

'America falls short of being a full democracy for second year running'



'America No Longer Matters'

'American image damaged globally'

'Is Trump Ending the American Era?'

'America, you're now Canada's Mexico'

'Label the U.S. the Failed State That It Is'

'The Rapid Devolution of the United States'



'America: The Proudest Collapsing Country'

'Trump's First Year: Everyone Hates Us Now'

'Americans Can't Afford the American Dream'

'The US doesn't look like a developed country'

'USA: The World's Newest Third World Nation'

'1/4 of Americans can't pay their monthly bills'



'Trump accelerating decline of US global influence

'U.S. Global Image Takes Another Hit Under Trump'

'Donald Trump Flushes Away America's Reputation'

'US has become 'third world country': Donald Trump'

'The U.S. Doesn't Look Like a Coherent Nation State'



'It's official: Trump has made the U.S. a global pariah'

'It's official: the United States is a Third World country'

'STUDY: 76% of Americans live paycheck-to-paycheck'

'Trump is destroying America's image around the world'

'Will Donald Trump Permanently Ruin 'Brand America'?'



'A Plague Upon The World: The USA is a “Failed State”

'Trump is making America the laughingstock of the world'

'White and Trashed: The Collapse of American Capitalism'

'Nearly 7 in 10 Americans have less than $1,000 in savings'

'1 In 2 Working Americans Make Less Than $30,000 A Year'

'Kenya's middle class wealthier than American, British peers'



'America Doesn't Have The Stomach For Trump's Trade War'

'Growing Number Of Americans Can't Afford Food, Study Finds'

'Nine Out of Ten Americans Consider Themselves Middle Class'

'The Tipping Point: Most Americans No Longer Are Middle Class'

'America is Regressing into a Developing Nation for Most People'

'Sobering IMF report on US economy cites dwindling middle class'



'63% Of Americans Don't Have Enough Savings To Cover A $500 Emergency'

'The American Dream is now twice as easy to achieve in Canada than in the US'

'1 out of 3 American households can no longer afford rent, food, and transportation'

'Credit Suisse Wealth Report: There Are More Poor People In America Than China'

'Donald Trump Might Set a Record—for the Biggest Decline of American Power in History'

'Middle-class families, pillar of the American dream, are no longer in the majority, study finds'

'Study by MIT Economist: U.S. has Regressed to a Third-World Nation for Most Of Its Citizens'

Answer 12

your list is like from a 10 year old child.