~More than 200 chessy pickup lines all hand typed ~
1.Wats cookin good lookin
2.If you were a bugger i would pick you first
3.did u fart? cuz u just blew me away
4.do u beleive in love@ 1st sight, or do I have to walk by again?
5.do u have a band-aid? cuz I cut myself falling 4 u!
6.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
7.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
8.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
9.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
10.Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
11.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
12.How was heaven when you left it?
13.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
14.I have only three months to live. ..
15.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
16.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
17.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
18.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
19.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
20.If I followed you home, would you keep me?
21.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
22.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
23.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
24.So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!
25.Stand still so I can pick you up!
26.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
27.What time do you have to be back in heaven?
28.What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
29.What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
30.What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
31.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
32.What's your sign?
33.Where have you been all my life?
34.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
35.Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
36.Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!
37.I ain't Fred Flintstone, but i can make your bed rock.
38.Are you a parking ticket?? cause you got fine written all over you
39.Do you know karate, cause your body is really kickin
40.Hello, I was noticing you sure would look good in church next Sunday and I'd like to see you there.
50.are your pants made of glass cuz i can see myself in them!
51.are your legs tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night!
52.do you have a quarter so i can call and tell my mom i just met an angel?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
53.Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
54.Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
55.Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
56.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
57.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
58.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
59.My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
60.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
61.Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way right away.
62.I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
63.I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to “tinker” around with.
64.You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb.
65.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
66.Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
67.I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
68.I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
69.Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
70.If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
71.Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
72.If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
73.Guy: “Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you.”
Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said ‘you look fat in those pants’.”
74.Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
75.I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
76.If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
77.You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what’s one more going to hurt?
78.**** me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
79.I love every bone in your body—especially mine.
80.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
81.Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
82.I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
83.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
84.My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot.
85.You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
86.Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me.
87.Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
88.Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
89.Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.
90.I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
91.Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
92.You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
93.The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
94.Guy: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Girl: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
95.Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
96.Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
97.Guy: “Do you sleep on your stomach?”
Girl: “No.”
Guy: “Can I?”
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You!
Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:So I can check you out
As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me?
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?"
I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
You look life my