They sent a monkey into space, why can't they send me?

Question

I dream of working for NASA, but I'm too stupid. I heard they sent a monkey into space. Why can't I go?

Answer 1

I told NASA not to send you under any circumstances. You are far too important here on Earth to be flying around in space. They feel lower primates are expendable. Jackie Burkhart is NOT. I'm sorry.

Answer 2

Because monkeys are very smart creatures so i am afraid if we send them to space the world will be missing a lot of smart brains in it , believe me there is some people that monkeys are smarter than them so it will destroy the world balance of smartness if we send monkeys to space .

Answer 3

Cause you're Jackie Burkhart. The girl that likes to pop inflatable betches and watch them fly around the room.





(Kelso brings Annette to Wisconsin episode.)

Answer 4

You weigh way too much. Much more than a monkey.

Answer 5

because the monkey is a science experament I guess

Answer 6

cuz the monkey's smarter?

Answer 7

you answered the question yourself. you're too stupid. haha!

Answer 8

**you said the answer... you said it's because you're stupid..

Answer 9

emosexual