What is the funniest sign or billboards and buildings?

Question

The funniests ones I've seen was at a resterunt was eat here and get gas. Another one I seen was Amigone funeral. Dead End Cematary. Tell me ones that you seen.

Answer 1

On a church door:

This is the gate of Heaven.

Enter ye all by this door.

(This door is kept locked because of the draft.

Please use side entrance)



On a church door:

Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.



The Associate Minister explaining the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"



Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:

Best place in town to take a leak.



At An Auto Repair Service Station:

Free pick-up and delivery.

Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.



Outside a muffler shop:

No appointment necessary.

We hear you coming.



Outside a Second-Hand Shop:

We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.

Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.



On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.



In A Health Food Shop Window:

Closed due to illness.



Name of a gardening shop: The Dirty Hoe



Over a gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.



OK...and finally, well, I'm not going to say it...I just have to show it to you...no offense to anyone...the actual name of an Asian restaurant:



http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/asianrestaurant.jpg

Answer 2

There's a billboard on the interstate that I go by every night on my way home from work. It's a Cadillac dealership advertising their cars, but the majority of their billboard is a very trashy looking blonde woman, in a black leather bustier, doin' the can-can or something. "Buy your next Cadillac from _______Cadillac". All I can do is LAUGH. I just don't see how this trashy looking woman is supposed to sell cars, you know? Especially since the average Cadillac buyer is what, 85 years old?!

Answer 3

Those are good! I've seen a bumper sticker that read "The reason people have more of a problem with fur than with leather is because it's easier to harass rich old ladies than biker gangs." There's also a grave marker that reads "Here lies Les Moore. Shot 4 times with a .44. No Les, No Moore."

Answer 4

The best I ever saw was on 101 going through San Francisco for a road trip about six years ago. It was this huge picture of Ru Paul, lying down and posed seductively. The caption at the top said, "Meetings used to be a real drag."



I don't even remember what they were advertising, because I was laughing so hard.

Answer 5

I saw a sign on a billboard that said, "Having trouble, just get a divorce!"



Then, on a car, I saw a sticker on the side that advertised an event company that specialized in divorce parties.

Answer 6

For mine it takes the two billboards to make it funny as one joke.



I was driving on I-81 through pennsylvania and we were stopped in traffic. and on one side of the road was an advertisement for Becky's adult fun store. And on the right side of the store was a giant sign that said "Jesus Saves". I thought it was hilarious.

Answer 7

In Arlington there is a restaurant we have all seen on t.v. that says" EAT AT JOE'S" but it is really called Joe's Crab Shack.



On the back of a lady's car was a bumper sticker that read "S*** Happens".



On someone else's it read " If you can read this then you are to close to my DAMN car."

Answer 8

When I was in Japan, on their sign was of course all Japanese writing, but under the Japanese writing, it said"and that ain't no bullshit.". Why, I thought I can read Japanese as it looks like English.That was such a funny sign. There was one more that just said LOVE, and I do not know what the heck that one was for.

Answer 9

So anyone thats ever driven on I95 through the carolinas knows 'south of the border', and how the mascot is pedro, and theyre famous for their fireworks. so driving from the south, the one south of the border sign says "Pedro's Fireworks. Does yours?"



yea so i found that really funny

Answer 10

I seen one where half of a billboard peeled off.. the top was for a church and the one behind was for an adult book store...



it was off center but it said god loves and the stores name...



it took them a week to fix it...

Answer 11

The names of two different bars that I used to hang out at come to mind.



The Do Drop Inn. instead of dew drop.



The Swing Inn.

Answer 12

I saw a sign for a dairy once that said "All we have, we owe to udders," and there was a sign outside a church that said "Come in and hear our choir sing," and beneath that, it said "Today's sermon, A Definition of Hell."

Answer 13

I have seen some crazy stuff, but I don't want to offend. I've emailed you one from Thailand.

I Cr 13;8a

Answer 14

Under a KFC sign..the billboard said,

"Hillary Special - 2 fat thighs with small breast and a left wing"



I kid you not. I have an actual untouched photo of it.



And a drycleaner's sign..."Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention."



Again...a photo. No joke.

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Answer 15

i saw a billboard that was advertising KY Jelly.. lol and one for Chick-Fil-A and it said eat more chicken with a cow that was paintin the sign.. like a statue of a cow.. .i thought it was funny.. lol

Answer 16

Got milk?



A baby was pointing at a pair of woman jugs. lol.

Answer 17

ok, there was a adult video and then a billboard right next to it "jesus is watching u"



USED COWS FOR SALE



antique tables made daily

Answer 18

i saw a logo on a plumbers van once

we repair what your bloke has fixed

Answer 19

THIS IS THE GOSH DARN TRUTH: FOR THE DR. IN A TOWN (L.I. N.Y.)....THERE WAS A LARGE SIGN IN FRONT OF AN OLD VICTORIAN HOME THAT WAS CONVERTED TO OFFICES: HERBERT S, HORNEY, M.D. !!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 20

a sad-looking girl with 2 black eyes - the script said: "Need a sports bra??"

Answer 21

This is one of my favorites:



http://www.kapstadt.de/asco/images/afroadsigns/life_after_death.jpg

Answer 22

Bumper sticker: "I'm Not Driving Drunk, I'm Asian"

Answer 23

I am still laughing at yours,lol

Answer 24

the one that says look its apig!! a billbord for wendeys!!

Answer 25

Need a good screw?............Ace hardware





illiterate? need help learning to read call 1-800-.......

Answer 26

look @ my 360 page and you will see it...its hilarious

Answer 27

haha those are funny

Answer 28

'Vote For Hillary'

Answer 29

www.funnysign.com