Poll: What would YOU do in these scenarios?

Question

1. You wake up one morning, its 5am and you have a really bad hangover. On your left is your mum, naked ! On your right is your school principle dressed as a cowboy...
2. You fall into a massive hole. At the bottom is a bunny rabbit, who can talk. The bunny rabbit starts the chase you deeper into the hole...
3. Your parents have gone out for the night and your home alone, then a strange woman comes to the door claiming to be your baby sitter when your parents mentioned nothing of a babysitter...
4. Your in the movie theatre with a few of your friends. Your watching a horror when a man gets up and starts dancing like michael jackson, with a gun in his hand...
5. You meet a new girl at school who seems quite nice, so she invites you over to her house. You go over there for dinner when her parents get out a jar of baby food and start feeding her in a high chair...

Answer 1

1. Scream then kill myself.

2. Throw him the carrots that I always keep in my shoe.

3. Lock the door and call my parents.

4. Slowly crawl away...

5. Ask for some myself. Baby applesauce is freak'n delicious!

Answer 2

1. You wake up one morning, its 5am and you have a really bad hangover. On your left is your mum, naked ! On your right is your school principle dressed as a cowboy...



PrinciPAL, not -ple, sorry, i couldn't help myself. First off I would never have a hangover cuz i don't drink. But anyway. I'd get up quietly and run out of the room and pretend nothing happened



2. You fall into a massive hole. At the bottom is a bunny rabbit, who can talk. The bunny rabbit starts the chase you deeper into the hole...



I'd pinch myself and hope its all a dream. I would sure have a hard time trying to get back up.



3. Your parents have gone out for the night and your home alone, then a strange woman comes to the door claiming to be your baby sitter when your parents mentioned nothing of a babysitter...



"Sorry, I don't need a babysitter" Then shut the door at her face and lock it. The windows and curtains and back door, too.



4. You're in the movie theatre with a few of your friends. Your watching a horror when a man gets up and starts dancing like michael jackson, with a gun in his hand...



Laugh then run away since i dont wanna get shot. Better safe than sorry.



5. You meet a new girl at school who seems quite nice, so she invites you over to her house. You go over there for dinner when her parents get out a jar of baby food and start feeding her in a high chair...



stare incredulously, shake my head, then continue eating.

Answer 3

1. Push them closer together and jump out of my apartment window. Life is no longer worth living.



2. Kick the rabbit and then have it regale me of tales of being a talking rabbit.



3. Rape her. Just for a change of pace.



4. Start dancing with him, he will shoot the non-believers of Michael Jackson's greatness.



5. You gonna pass that or what?

Answer 4

1. go back to bed.

2. grab the rabbit and tickle its ears.

3. hide in the kitchen.

4. get a little scared and usher my friends out....but still be impressed(:

5. laugh my *** off

Answer 5

1. Go back 2 sleep

2. fight with the bunny

3. Umm........if shes hot then i would ask her to come for a glass of wine

4. Get down!! Then go SWAT Mode and tackle the guy down

5. umm....shes probably in a diet...oh well I'll join her

Answer 6

1) freak out and try to remeber if I had somehow taken acid, or if i was dreaming.

2)follow the rabbit, of coarse

3)call my parents, tell women to leave

4)laugh my *** off and book it out

5)call CPS

Answer 7

he's sufficiently previous to make his own judgements, yet its nonetheless hardship-loose politeness and courtesy to enable someone recognize you're leaving the domicile, no remember what age.... my father continuously shall we my mom recognize at the same time as he's leaving.... i'd be suspicious in user-friendly words because he's being secretive..

Answer 8

1 pretend it was all a dream

2 try to kill the bunny

3 call my parents to make sure of it

4 stay silent and wait for him to sit down

5 walk away and think of how lucky i am if she wasn't my girlfriend

Answer 9

I wish my life were that exciting. I would embrace all.

Answer 10

LOL you just made my night.

Answer 11

lol