my lovely hubby that left me called finally and said hell come back on 1 condition. MY god should i do this?

Question

Argus left me a month ago and he just called me from his girlfriends house (Wilma)
He had got back form hunting and called and said that he will leave wilma and return to me if I roll in the mud with the 16 hogs in his paws farm and do this naked and eat their food too and get dirty in the hob infested mud with their poo and pee. I have to roll like them and with them and make hog squeeling noises and let them mate with me if they tried to.

The problem is I would do it for Argus but he said that even if i do there is only a 10 % chance hell take me back and he said that im lucky its even that much.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I love him and maybe because i love him so much I should do it but even then theres a 90% chance hell stay with Wilma

Answer 1

thats kinda fucky and kinky.. do it you dirty girl

Answer 2

That's a proper percentage.



Squeal! Squeal like a hog goddamnit!

Answer 3

If you're smart, you won't do it. If he REALLY wanted to get back with you, he wouldn't have you do this. He seems like a jerk; or you're probably trolling. However, keep your dignity intact by not giving into his demands.

Answer 4

He's every woman's dream.

Answer 5

Do it. Film it. I wanna see it.