Gimmie your best Shakespeare?

Question

Gimmie your best Shakespeare?

Answer 1

Enough of this highbrowing , Old Shakey was also a man of the people and good at the baser stuff as well.

One reason he was so popular ... So I'll contribute this /



Shakespeare Insult Kit

To create a Shakespearean insult...



Combine one word from each of the three columns below,

prefaced with "Thou":



Column 1 Column 2 Column 3



artless base-court apple-john

bawdy bat-fowling baggage

beslubbering beef-witted barnacle

bootless beetle-headed bladder

churlish boil-brained boar-pig

cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

clouted clay-brained bum-bailey

craven common-kissing canker-blossom

currish crook-pated clack-dish

dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole

dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb

droning doghearted codpiece

errant dread-bolted death-token

fawning earth-vexing dewberry

fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon

froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench

frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker

goatish fly-bitten fustilarian

gorbellied folly-fallen giglet

impertinent fool-born gudgeon

infectious full-gorged haggard

jarring guts-griping harpy

loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig

lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast

mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger

mangled hell-hated joithead

mewling idle-headed lewdster

paunchy ill-breeding lout

pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie

puking knotty-pated malt-worm

puny milk-livered mammet

qualling motley-minded measle

rank onion-eyed minnow

reeky plume-plucked miscreant

roguish pottle-deep moldwarp

ruttish pox-marked mumble-news

saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg

spongy rude-growing pignut

surly rump-fed puttock

tottering shard-borne pumpion

unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

vain spur-galled scut

venomed swag-bellied skainsmate

villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

warped tickle-brained varlot

wayward toad-spotted vassal

weedy unchin-snouted whey-face

yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

Answer 2

adequate stated! ? =o) NO SCRUBS by capability of: TLC A scrub is a guy that think of he's fly And is likewise commonplace as a buster constantly talkin bout what he needs And merely sits on his broke *** So Bridge: No i don't want your extensive form No i don't wanna provide you mine and No i don't wanna meet you no the place No do not want none of you time and... refrain 2x: No i don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy which could not get no love from me Hangin out the passenger factor Of his suitable friends holiday tryin' to holla at me whilst a scrubs checkin' me yet his pastime is kinda susceptible and that i understand that he can not attitude me reason i'm lookin like classification And he's lookin like trash can not get with a lifeless beat *** So Repeat refrain 2x in case you have not got been given a automobile and ya walkin (oh sure son, i'm talkin to you) in case you reside at abode wit ya mama (oh sure son, i'm talkin to you) you have a shorty dat you do not teach like to (oh sure son, i'm talkin to you) Wanna get wit me wit no money Oh no i don't want no- No Scrubs No Scrubs No Scrubs No Scrubs Repeat refrain until Fade

Answer 3

Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet Prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Answer 4

Cowards die many times before their deaths;

The valiant never taste of death but once.

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,

It seems to me most strange that men should fear;

Seeing that death, a necessary end,

Will come when it will come.

Answer 5

And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, shall cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war.

Answer 6

That Time will come and take my love away.

This thought is as a death, which cannot choose

But weep to have that which it fears to lose.

Answer 7

"The body's with the king, but the king's not with the body. The king's a thing.." from Hamlet when they ask him where he hid Pol. body..

Hamlet is his best play, he reminds a little of me :)

peace

Answer 8

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo...



or how bout this one...Mustardseed!



(My favorite up there is Gabriels... thats awesome!)

Answer 9

* jiggles javelin *

Sorry, my spear's in the shop. =)



*dodges rotten tomato*

Answer 10

"love looks not with the eyes but with the mind."

Answer 11

to thine own self be true... from hamlet

Answer 12

now is the winter of our discontent...

Answer 13

Shakespeare, in Scotland:-



"G'awn, awa', ye wee Sassenach b****rd!!!"



translated, as:



"You do not belong here, Mr. Shakespeare. Please, leave!"

Answer 14

to be..or not to be



?