complete the words ( the funnier the better )?

Question

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket ---------------
2 i had a freind over for dinner -----------------
3 oh no the monster ---------------------
4 follow the yellow brick road ----------------------
5 today the traffic jam was too long --------------------
6 games to play in the car -------------------------
7 there is something about ------------------------
8 when it rains cats and dogs -----------------------
9 i told him that he would be shark bait --------------------------
10 when the worm has turned ----------------------

Answer 1

Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards



2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again



3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner

4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.

5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast

6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone

7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing

8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside

9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait

10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila

Answer 2

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would start cleaning them.

2 i had a friend over for dinner 6 years ago.

3 oh no the monster is back.

4 follow the yellow brick road all the way to Kansas.

5 today the traffic jam was too long so I read a magazine.

6 games to play in the car are for kids.

7 there is something about her that drives me crazy.

8 when it rains cats and dogs there is a lot to clean up.

9 i told him that he would be shark bait if he hit me again.

10 when the worm has turned, it is spring time.

Answer 3

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket i would throw them to the dolphins

2 i had a freind over for dinner and boy! was he delicious!

3 oh no the monster mash!

4 follow the yellow brick road and take your dog with you!

5 today the traffic jam was too long to bear

6 games to play in the car license plate poker!

7 there is something about mary

8 when it rains cats and dogs i am careful not to step in a poodle

9 i told him that he would be shark bait if he insisted on putting that steak in his swim trunks

10 when the worm has turned a blind eye, we will strike!

Answer 4

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I wouldn't have to go far to fish

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2 i had a Friend over for dinner, he was Delicious



3 oh no the monster broke out of my wardrobe wearing my undies

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4 follow the yellow brick road until you go insane

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5 today the traffic jam was too long, so I ran across the tops of the cars and hopped into the front one, which was being driven by a 96 year old woman who caused the traffic jam in the first place.



6 games to play in the car are fun between two consenting adults.



7 there is something about these questions that make me ask myself, "why, Why, Why"



8 when it rains cats and dogs your umbrella gets smashed to bits.



9 i told him that he would be shark bait if he continued hanging his butt over the edge of the boat.



10 when the worm has turned pink it's ready to eat.

Answer 5

1 If i had 10 fish in a bucket then I will have JENGA!

2 i had a friend over for dinner we'd eat and then have a movie marathon!

3 oh no the monster ate my cookie! :(

4 follow the yellow brick road so it will lead you to the pot of gold!

5 today the traffic jam was too long but I blasted the music, got out of my car, and started dancing!

6 games to play in the car are crazy and dangerous!!! so don't do them! ;)

7 there is something about food I just love SO much...

8 when it rains cats and dogs I whip out my umbrella with ducks on it

9 i told him that he would be shark bait but I never told him he would be whale bait too ;)

10 when the worm has turned over, his day is complete :)

Answer 6

If i had 10 fish in a bucket , i'd have 50 cats following me.

I had a friend over for dinner, and he didn't realize he was the main course.

Oh no, the monster is wearing the pink polkadot undies again!

Follow the yellow brick road, but watch out for the brown turds.

Today the traffic jam was too long, and i got naked.

Games to play in the car? Count the cow patties.

There is something funky smelling in your pocket.

When it rains cats and dogs, be sure to have a rain coat on and a pooper scooper nearby.

I told him that he would be shark bait, and i pushed him off the peir.

When the worm has turned, rub his belly, he likes it.

Answer 7

1 if I had 10 fish in a bucket I would make them into a bracelet

2. I had a friend over for dinner but they were too tough so I sent them back home

3. oh no the monster just ate my luscious gravy!

4. follow the yellow brick road and you might get pee on your shoes

5. today the traffic jam was too long because the biscuits were not ready yet

6. games to play in the car are dodge the pedestrian and see how many potholes you can hit to know your car out of alignment

7. there is something about mashed potatoes that makes me wanna do the hokey pokey and run down the road naked

8. when it rains cats and dogs I check to see if they have had their rabies shots..

9. I told him that he would be shark bait but he still kept throwing his chum into the water.

10. when the worm has turned against you, you know you have lost the last friend you ever had on earth...

Answer 8

1. if I had 10 fish in a bucket I would boil them.

2. i had friend over for dinner and ate her.

3. oh no the monster is sucking my toes.

4. follow the yellow brick road my ***.

5. today the traffic jam was so long i **** myself.

6. games to play in the car... how not to **** yourself.

7. there is something about my boobs.

8. when it rains cats and dogs, i call the vet.

9. i told him he would be shark bait if he didn't put shorts on.

10. when the worm has turned over, RUN!!

Answer 9

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket i would... sell them on ebay

2 i had a freind over for dinner... so i served him ten fish in a bucket

3 oh no the monster... has split ends! oh my gawd!!

4 follow the yellow brick road... the colorful munchkins (who are high on helium) are waiting

5 today the traffic jam was too long... cause there was a lot of cars in my way

6 games to play in the car...like hop on pop, and shmere the quere

7 there is something about... the smell in the bathroom that makes me wonder what you ate yesterday...

8 when it rains cats and dogs...you know your on drugs

9 i told him that he would be shark bait... if he ate the fish in the bucket

10 when the worm has turned... into an unmoving little peice of shriveled up crap, you know its dead

Answer 10

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket , that would be fishy



2 i had a friend over for dinner, turned out they were dinner



3 oh no the monster , from the black lagoon!



4 follow the yellow brick road, to grandmother's house we go!



5 today the traffic jam was too long, so I made some toast



6 games to play in the car, are nascar and road rage



7 there is something about, your face that makes me want to punch you



8 when it rains cats and dogs, I stock up on animal food!



9 i told him that he would be shark bait, He just sneezed in my face



10 when the worm has turned, left it means he's left handed

Answer 11

1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket ---------------I'd put them in a blender and make fish juice.

2 i had a friend over for dinner -----------------said Jeffery Dahmer.

3 oh no the monster ---------------------in my nose is laughing at me.

4 follow the yellow brick road ----------------------everybody! Follow the yellow brick road....those in the back I can't hear you,...follow the yellow brick road....

5 today the traffic jam was too long --------------------so I freaked out and beeped my horn at the car in front of me. I was original.

6 games to play in the car -------------------------is how I was conceived.

7 there is something about ------------------------Democrats and Republicans that just makes me feel frisky, yehaa.

8 when it rains cats and dogs -----------------------it leaves a big mess.

9 i told him that he would be shark bait --------------------------Poor Flipper. We will miss him.

10 when the worm has turned ----------------------green watch out, because he becomes Hulk Worm.



I tried. LOL.

Answer 12

1, I would install air conditioning. 2, I would make sure I had a nice chianti. 3, ***** in my pocket wants to be fed. 4, , but give way to zebras. 5, , so I had vegemite instead. 5, involving more than ten players should be avoided, especially when the car is moving. 7, six inches long, bobbing up and down in my toilet. What to I do?. 8, I know the elephants aren't far behind. 9, if he ever swan dived into the garbage disposal. 10, into a side street, it's time to check the GPS.

Answer 13

1. I wouldn't go hungry for a while

2. but he didn't taste very good

3. just ate my ten fish in the bucket

4. just don't run into any yellow brick walls

5. so I did the toe jam instead

6. aren't very much fun

7. thinking that hurts

8. you need a really strong umbrella

9. and he said we're not caniballs

10. green it's time to fish with something else

Happy Thanksgiving! :)

Answer 14

1. I'd send each one anonymously to people that I hate.

2. And I put arsenic in his food and killed him. You should see how I treat my enemies.

3. Has impregnated me.

4. Make sure you stop in the Poppy field and gather as much as you can for me.

5. So I ran to the front of the traffic line and carjacked the dude that was driving.

6. anything requiring oral stimulation.

7. hot wax pouring down on your nipples

8. I always start sneezing

9. And I was right, because I threw his a** overboard.

10. I can see the other side of it.

Answer 15

1: I would throw up after wondering why i have ten fish in a bucket

2: I don't have any friends so i would think impostor and shoot them

3: is keeping my son awake again dam cartoons

4: why cant we just take the dam short cut

5: but that's okay who wants to go to work or come home anyway

6: lead to other thing in the car! (you pervs i meant food)

7: alcohol that makes me want more

8: I will be hiding inside with a big gun just in case

9: but do men ever listen NO so whatever

10: green eat it but drink the whole bottle first

Answer 16

1- i let them go free in watter 2-i be glad 3-looks weird 4-it goes no were 5-be cause every one getting gas 6-i spy 7-that person 8-they hurt when they hit you 9-when he jump in the water 10-brown

Answer 17

1.I could make a mighty fine meal of them..

2.We'd eat those 10 fish,with tartar sauce of course.

3.just ate my socks!

4.but watch out for Toto piles along the way.

5.I could actually get my sandwich ate before arriving at my destination.

6.are for the back seat only.

7.Mary.

8.I get my steel umbrella out.

9.if he lied to me.

10.black,throw it back!

Answer 18

1.i would give them away 2. we would laugh 3.is still under my bed 4. it leads nowhere 5. to put on bread 6. yelling 7. my ex 8. run for cover 9. so now he is 10. it will come get you

Answer 19

1. I would eat them!

2. I would tell them to get out of my house!

3. ate ma sister...yay i get to have her room!!

4. to the yellow brick house!

5. So i decided to leave ma car and walk home!

6. singing..haha pisses people off!

7.when people pick noses i just dont understand!

8. It hurts!

9. If he jumped into the water with a knife cut!

10. around...it ...um...i dunno!







haha! that was fun!!!

Answer 20

1. i would sell them

2. on thanksgiving and we grubed

3. is in my closet

4. and die

5. i almost died

6. are dagerous

7. Mary

8. it hurts

9. if he didnt shut the hell up

10. the page

Answer 21

i dont know.

is this a song? it sucks.

Answer 22

They are all gay

Answer 23

what the he**!!!!!!!!!!!