Question:
Best sickies you have pulled to get a day off work?
?
2013-10-25 11:43:13 UTC
Just wondering what are your excuses for getting a day off work, sickies, fake holidays, etc, lol?
Ten answers:
?
2013-10-25 14:40:07 UTC
I once rang and told the boss I had diarrhea after he had declined my request for the day off so he didn't believe me. I offered to bring a sample in a plastic bag for him to inspect the following morning, no more problem! (The only thing I really had the s**ts about was him not giving me the day off in the first place)
bookworm530
2013-10-25 19:11:29 UTC
Through my 40s it was almost impossible to pull that off... I was in the military and if you were "sick", you had to go to medical, get checked out, and then were usually restricted to bed. I also simply wasn't raised to "cheat".



That said... between my time in the Navy (called up from the Reserves after 9/11) I worked as a telecommunications engineer for 5 years.



The job was 24 / 7 on-call and VERY stressful... I had an agreement with the Operations VP that I'd call in on occassion and request a "mental health day" (namely I was likely to punch some idiot if I came in), or I'd have "eye trouble" (I simply couldn't see coming in for a day).



NOW though, I'm self-employed... my wife and I run a ranch and vineyard, and we frequently look at each other and just grin when we decide that we'll be knocking off work at Noon... or we decide in the morning that what we REALLY need to do is ride our horses over to the Josey Ranch or Mary & Jerry's for the day and hang out and have some cocktails.



Last Friday we got silly... harnessed up our Percheron to our wagon and rode into town at 2pm. Played in the park with the grandkids, did our grocery shopping, dropped the kids at the community center and then enjoyed 3 hours at the town bar.



Our eldest daughter (27) usually knows she'll be designated-driver on Fridays after she gets off her job as a veterinary surgeon... but she laughed when she realized we'd brought the wagon instead of the truck... thankfully, the 7 yr old grandson is fully qualified to handle the reins.
Stryder
2013-10-25 18:57:23 UTC
I had a fight with an old boss then called in next day and told I wasn't going in, asked why, I replied 'don't like the boss, cheerio'

The didn't even ask for a return to interview when i returned, ha.



Another time, I actually forgot I was ment to be working, it was at the football grounds (I worked in the bar) totally forgot they had a midweek game, so I didn't even tell them I'm off, jus showed at next game and they asked where I was, said I forgot lol



Only 2 times in my life I've actually stayed of work for no reason
Elflaeda
2013-10-26 19:22:36 UTC
I've never pulled a sickie.
?
2013-10-25 18:47:10 UTC
Family problems, my teacher fell for it everyone lol. I wouldn't tell her what they were because they were "personal" which made her question if I even had any problems but I convinced her I did.
anonymous
2013-10-25 18:45:36 UTC
I don't take the day off. I need the money.
?
2013-10-25 18:44:28 UTC
Male or female?? Female- excruciating period pains. Both- Neck/back injuries, broken finger...Man flu??
?
2013-10-25 18:49:09 UTC
I'm vomiting blood or I have explosive diarrhea:)
anonymous
2013-10-25 18:49:47 UTC
I called in once and told them I was to drunk to make it in
Katy
2013-10-25 18:53:24 UTC
explosive diarrhea


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