What would you do If you found a Dead body In your backyard?

Question

I would scream, very loudly.

Answer 1

Hahah i just pictured the way i would react. It is NOT a pretty sight. I would probably end up freaking out really badly not being able to spit out a correct sentence and probably faint and cry and be traumatized for the rest of my life...

Answer 2

First I would check his pulse and see if he is breathing but prior i would call 911, you have to be careful in cases like this because now a days you just don't know if someone is messing with you. Then make that the cops problem not mine. Also keep in mind you can live in the best neighborhood and that could happen just watch the news murders happen in good neighborhoods too. So tell me did you find a body but you are scared to say? I think you did.

Answer 3

Think "P U," see if I recognize the face, freeze up from either recognizing it or in disgust of seeing a human, rotted skull. Call the police and bury it afterwards. Then I'd have some sorcerer lady do a dance to make sure my backyard isn't cursed. Not that I believe in those things, but my paranoia does!

Answer 4

like buried? bones? or like a dead body all the sudden on your lawn? It actually makes a difference!

Like if I walked outside right now and there's a dead guy on my lawn I'd scream and call the cops and then pack up and move.

BUT if I dug up bones, I'd be interested. I'd still be creeped out and call the cops but what if I just helped solve some like 50 year old murder mystery? That would be so cool. I love Cold Case and those shows like that. =)

Answer 5

First I would check if the person has a pulse you never know he might just look dead.

Then I wouldn't touch anything because it might be a murder scene.

Next I'd call the cops but I'd stay away from that area because I might contaminate the scene of the investigation.

Answer 6

I check the tatoo on the back of his neck to see whether he's Suffrican or Diocisian....



...oh, I'm sorry, that's what you do if you find a Dead Bishop on the Landing.



I guess I've been watching too much Monty Python lately.

Answer 7

I would also scream, and then run back and forth wondering what to do next... wait... WHY THE HELL IS THIS DEAD BODY IN MY BACKYARD???

Answer 8

poke it with a stick. and then run around frantically screaming there's a dead body in my backyard and i didn't put it there!

Answer 9

Step 1: Check to see if its anyone i know.

Step 2: If it is, how did they die?

Step 2a: Call Police

Step 2b: Seek revenge

Step 3: If its not someone i know... call the police.

Answer 10

I'd scream at the top of my lungss,

Stare at it for awhile,

Then run in the house to get somebodyy haha

Answer 11

Put him in my car passenger seat so I can drive in the car-pool lane. I know you are saying eeww.. the smell.. but I got it covered. I got some Febreeze, that will keep him all rosy and fresh smelling. Duct tape will keep him together when his pieces start to separate.

Answer 12

Scream, call 911.

Answer 13

first i would poke it with a stick to make sure its dead, then take his money, and throw it in the neighbor's backyard so i don't get accused of the murder

Answer 14

Probably run like a mofo. Dead bodies scare the hell out of me.

Answer 15

stare at the body in shock for at least an hour before deciding on doing something

Answer 16

Ch!st! I hope this question isn't real!



:-P



Hmmmm - very interesting query you have raised I must say



I'd call a friend to come and check it out - for a second opinion, and undoubtedly I wouldn't be able to believe what I was seeing!



:-)

Answer 17

I would try to summon it back from the dead. When I can't do that, I would call my fiance and tell him I was scared out of my mind!

Answer 18

Hi Cali,

I would first scream my head off and not believe what i see and after it all sunk in,i would call the police for sure.

Your Friend,

poppy1

Answer 19

see how long he was dead for by the coloring of his skin.... and look to see if I know him or have seen him before and start a conversation... jk jkjk call the cops and my friends first!

Answer 20

Poke it with a stick. jk i would probably stare for second then go back inside my house

Answer 21

first call my friend and poke it with a stick but if your serious i would run inside and let someone else find it after me it could really mess up my mind playa

Answer 22

poke it with a stick



or I would attach it to a piece of wood and stand it up in the garden, make him earn his keep

Answer 23

scream and cry amd call 911

Answer 24

Freak out like mad. It was in my yard so my family and friends would be prime suspects.

Answer 25

call 911

Answer 26

Look around quickly to see who dug him up again...lol juuuuussssst kidding.

Answer 27

I'd probably scream my head off, and be like how did this get here?!

Answer 28

i work with very poorly people so as long as its not some one i no id be OK just phone the police and ambulance

Answer 29

of course call police and do not move the body.

Answer 30

Get the @#$% out of there and call the cops.

Answer 31

just stare for a moment I guess, call the cops, not much you can do, its a freaky feeling ,

Answer 32

I didn't do it! That is a topical question in my area at the moment.

Here's why:

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/3610185.Police_dig_for_woman_s_body

Answer 33

I would go get something to eat

Answer 34

I would think about moving to a better area

Answer 35

I would freak out and run away.

SCREAM

Answer 36

get scared then call 911

Answer 37

call the cops- he's trespassing on private property

Answer 38

well dependswho's body lol. no i would faint. yeah faint lol. well after i scream:)

Answer 39

panic and call the police

Answer 40

call the guys from law & order

Answer 41

Sell it to a necrophiliac.

(you probably don't want to know what that means)

Answer 42

I would shut my mouth at leave it there

Answer 43

poke it with a stick.

call the cops.

=]

Answer 44

Name him Timmy, he would be my bestest friend forever.

Also he would be a super hero.

Answer 45

It depends WHOSE dead body ;] I'm kidding, I'd move.

Answer 46

first i will call 911...then i will scream very very loud...

Answer 47

screaming

Answer 48

i would bury it next to the others... i mean, i would call the cops. yea, i would call the cops right away.

Answer 49

run, get a panic attack, then pass out

Answer 50

I'll go and ask my parents what this is about.

Answer 51

The Alligators would probably be 'munching' on it.....lol...!! (Florida)

Answer 52

I would probably hyperventilate.

Answer 53

Search for his wallet and relieve him of his watch.

Answer 54

Eat it.

Answer 55

be very shockeddd & thinking where u *** from?!! & screamm n get my sister!!

Answer 56

probably laugh what else could you do.

Answer 57

SCREAM AND RUN!

Answer 58

poke at it

Answer 59

yes, i would scream.

Answer 60

tell it to get the f*** out of my yard.

Answer 61

scream... maybe i'll faint...

Answer 62

bury him with the rest.

Answer 63

kick it

Answer 64

puke. faint.

Answer 65

have sex with it

Answer 66

b all like eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww omg

nd like wtf