If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Question

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Answer 1

Your logic has no place in Polls & Surveys!

If you're going to continue to use your brain, we're going to have to ask you to leave this section.





lol!

You rock!

Answer 2

Have you ever seen restaurant or supermarket in the cartoons? So where would he buy the food?The ACME stuff was all mail order. I don't think anyone has made mail order fast food or groceries, as of yet. Walmart will let you order the groceries over the Internet but again, the Internet did not exist when these cartoons were made ;D

Answer 3

You see, it was actually ACME that wanted the road runner so they endorsed Wile E. Coyote to capture him and they promised him a lifetime supply of food in return, lol

Answer 4

Dear Funny Shrunken Fro,



You made Wonder chuckle again. Wile E. Coyote is a close friend of Wonder's and he was denied access to Roy Rogers, McD's, Burger K., and 12 other fast food restaurant's for poking people in the eyes with straws, and for squirting them with ketchup packets.

Therefore, he needed to hunt for food.



Love,

Wonder "Chico" the Ginger (Pope's) Cat

Answer 5

Good point, but I think Road Runner is hard to catch plus I believe it might be against the law to hunt road runner, unless you are a coyote.

Answer 6

Because Roadrunner sells for 5000 a pop.

Answer 7

the Wile E Coyotyw became obsessed with the road runner. it was his only challenge

Answer 8

Truth be told he doesn't even want the Roadrunner. He was just keeping his mind & body in shape to ask Rosie O'Donnel out for a date & wanted to be ready for any circumstance.

Answer 9

you know how men, i mean coyotes, love the chase. It tastes so much better if they had to "capture" it

Answer 10

SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

We're not supposed to think of that.



I wonder if he is on youtube.. I need a Wile fix now...

Answer 11

I think after a while it became more than just dinner... it became a challenge.

Answer 12

Becuase he REALLY wanted that roadrunner

Answer 13

I can't even think of a good answer to that...the question still has me giggling....

Answer 14

Because he's a guy. For them it's all in the hunt and kill.

Answer 15

from your questioning I gather you've never had roadrunner before.

It's like going black

once you go...