Question:
If a clown followed you around the supermarket,would it freak you out?
2008-10-04 08:38:17 UTC
whilst shopping today,there was a charity event going on & they had a clown,he found it highly amusing when i told him to go away & that i hate clowns,then he followed me all around the store....would you find it funny?
57 answers:
Andrew
2008-10-04 09:02:29 UTC
It just goes to prove that your hatred of clowns is totally justified.

I would have felt tempted to shove a custard pie in his stupid face !
Edgein
2008-10-04 14:53:45 UTC
Your a lot more patient than me I would have told him to **** off, talking of clowns there is a guy who worked for Morrison's and he is a nutter apart from get in people's way he mops over your feet while your sat down. Thing is when you try telling him you can tell he is away with the fairies.
2008-10-04 10:18:45 UTC
haha, clowns are kind of creepy..but I'd probably laugh and have him push the basket



I was at a charity event for a place I volunteer at regularly and our indoor football team helps sponsor it (long story) so their mascot was there and followed me around for like 5 minutes before I was realized that was what he was doing..he'd stop and freeze every time I turned around...it was pretty funny & we all got a laugh out of it.
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2008-10-04 09:09:11 UTC
No. Me being the drama queen I would... Threaten to call the police if he didn't leave me alone.or throw things at it and when the supermarket clerks comes and sees the clown,mess, and me. I'll cry and blame the clown for trashing the supermarket for no d*mn reason. LoL! I'm mean...



that would have bothered me seriously though. I'm sorry that happened to you. =)
cath a
2008-10-04 08:57:29 UTC
Yeah! I'd find it really scary! Maybe it was the store detective?In funny clothes cos to many people know him or her in real life!

My son as autism and didn't enjoy the idea of Santa coming down the chimney at Christmas either!
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2016-10-19 12:35:16 UTC
i could call the law enforcement officers. If i will't incredibly coach to the law enforcement officers a clown is following me, then i could decrease the clown right into a frightening place interior the woods, stab him 32 circumstances interior the decrease back, cut back his hands off, and cook dinner them. you be conscious of.. all that stabbing is going to make you hungry for clown hands, miraculous?
Lily M.
2008-10-04 09:59:44 UTC
Yes it would. I hate the freaking things. In fact i would've started crying uncontrollably,hit him, out of fear and then sue them for distress..when all i wanted was a bottle of wine and some dips.

I can just see the headline now...

Clown goes down,gets booed and sued!
Mr A
2008-10-04 09:06:50 UTC
Forget the clown huni, me being in the supermarket would be enough to freak me out!
2008-10-04 09:05:50 UTC
No , I would tell him I don't find him funny and walk away. But if it was a female clown then I tickle her, and ask if she found that funny.
2008-10-04 08:43:18 UTC
I think that anyone following you round the supermarket would freak you out! A clown well that would be even freakier lol
Calamity Jayney
2008-10-04 09:14:14 UTC
I would have hated that Gilly. I am not scared of clowns, but I always think there is something sinister lurking beneath their costume which makes me feel very uncomfortable.
2008-10-04 08:48:31 UTC
It would not freak me out...I like clowns. Future point to remember...the second he was told you don't like clowns...you became his target. Next time just smile and walk away.
2 boys stole my heart!
2008-10-04 08:44:48 UTC
I am not scared of clowns, but I would find that creepy anyone following me & also that would be pretty annoying!!
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2008-10-04 08:41:45 UTC
I hate clowns, too. I would be freaked out and leave the store.
?
2008-10-04 08:44:29 UTC
I don't find that funny at all. It would freak me out and I would go see the manager of the store. If you told him once....to leave you alone that should have been enough. ♥ I respect your feelings.
2008-10-04 09:51:21 UTC
My poor Gilly! If I was there I'd have grabbed his horn, broken it in two and stuck it where the sun never shines



I'll make sure he never clowns around with you again
2008-10-04 09:12:20 UTC
Dang straight it would freak me out. I would prob turn around and pull his big red nose off and give it a throw down the isle.
Angel R
2008-10-04 08:42:23 UTC
I prabably wouldnt because my mom had done a clown act for years for just a hobby.
Poe Bird
2008-10-04 08:42:32 UTC
No, that's just frightening. I would've thrown a can of something at him and made for the door, clowns are creepy in person.
2008-10-04 09:04:02 UTC
I would HATE it ..am scared too ..It`s called courophobia ...I ran out of assembly screaming once when the local circus came to put on a show for the kids ...
2008-10-04 08:46:25 UTC
i'm not afraid of clowns so id probably make friends with him and help him scare people.
kwazywabbott
2008-10-04 08:43:26 UTC
I wouldn't let them know that! Whenever anyone bothers me in public, I pretend I'm a Jesus Freak and start preaching to them. It always works! Always!
leslie k
2008-10-04 08:44:25 UTC
I would ask him for a balloon so I could make a teddy bear! I work in auto parts, so it is only a hobby.
Ali V
2008-10-04 08:42:43 UTC
I'd find it funny for a few minutes then I'd be totally freaked out and have nightmares for weeks!!
Icarus
2008-10-04 08:41:51 UTC
Yes; I don't like clowns!
catssunsetsmusic
2008-10-04 08:43:50 UTC
I would have turned around and told him to go away.
2008-10-04 08:43:57 UTC
hell yeh it would freak me out

but clowns have a weird sense of humour
J.J
2008-10-04 09:08:21 UTC
I wouldn't find it funny,I'd find it dead freaky. I'd probably plant a good side kick in his chest!
2008-10-04 08:42:23 UTC
I'm not scared of clowns.

So, I might find it slightly amusing.
2008-10-04 08:47:23 UTC
This is the reason for concealed carry permits.
2008-10-04 08:42:48 UTC
If it was following somebody else i would find it funny. If it was following me I would get pissed off.
itsjustme
2008-10-04 08:42:02 UTC
Yes it would I would have got out and left my shopping
<3 strawberries
2008-10-04 08:42:48 UTC
clowns freak me out... any clown at any place

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2008-10-04 08:41:49 UTC
Not funny at all , i would have told him to fk off !

Clowns are creepy .
Married to Parasite Pinocchio
2008-10-04 09:34:41 UTC
not funny would of punched him hard on his big red nose and told him to f...k off ,freaky b*stards
Pooh Bear
2008-10-04 10:08:28 UTC
I was chased by a teletubby once and that was pretty freaky.
Fr3dinbed
2008-10-04 08:46:25 UTC
afternoon Gilly , i would find that rather funny if it happened to someone else lol
2008-10-04 08:42:18 UTC
Amusing!!
2008-10-04 08:43:25 UTC
um yeah kinda freakie
charl
2008-10-04 10:40:14 UTC
oh noooo, wud freak me out too
Hollow ✌
2008-10-04 08:49:05 UTC
id kick him where itd really hurt.



funny? gawd no.
2008-10-04 08:42:44 UTC
yeah it would freak me out.



but yeh i'd just tell him to piss off he kept followin me ... wouldnt be funny.
Anna!
2008-10-04 08:41:25 UTC
um yeah it would probably freak me out lol
destroyed
2008-10-04 08:47:29 UTC
i would tell him to f*ck off and if he doesn't stop then i'll go nuts and hit him
Haяd woяking guy
2008-10-04 08:42:24 UTC
Probably not, unless it was Pennywise.
2008-10-04 14:43:55 UTC
or maybe he has the hots for you ;)



lock your windows, sweetie



LOL
PowerShot G10
2008-10-04 08:41:41 UTC
I would find that annoying
2008-10-04 08:42:49 UTC
no it wouldnt freak me out, but i would die :D
*VERY LONELY ANGEL*
2008-10-04 09:57:45 UTC
I would find it very funny!!!!!!!!=)
silly me!!!
2008-10-04 08:43:52 UTC
YES
2008-10-04 08:45:26 UTC
hellyeah!
G-Rizzle-Dizzle
2008-10-04 08:42:27 UTC
i would kick him where it hurts
richard_beckham2001
2008-10-04 08:42:21 UTC
No i would ignore it.
2008-10-04 08:41:56 UTC
no i would run from him.
Cassandra
2008-10-04 08:45:56 UTC
No. I'd be angry.
Phoenix
2008-10-04 08:42:04 UTC
no- they're scary..
Jac D
2008-10-04 08:41:40 UTC
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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