what is the best part of weirding people out?

Question

Girl (12:15 PM): hey?
Kevin (12:15 PM): hey?
Girl (12:15 PM): r u talking to me from a phone or computer
Girl (12:15 PM): (like a cell phone)
Kevin (12:16 PM): work computer
Girl (12:16 PM): oh
Girl (12:16 PM): so
Girl (12:16 PM): um unicorn porn?
Kevin (12:16 PM): yeah
Girl (12:16 PM): ok............?
Girl (12:16 PM): ha ha
Kevin (12:17 PM): it is really just me running around punching people
Girl (12:18 PM): ok?
Kevin (12:19 PM): it is really a reflection of how the US governement treats river ottters
Girl (12:20 PM): ok........?
Girl (12:20 PM): im confussed
Kevin (12:21 PM): yeah so am i ... i just talk out my *** a lot
Girl (12:22 PM): huh?
Kevin (12:22 PM): i make stuff up
Girl (12:22 PM): oh k?
Girl (12:22 PM): ha ha ha
Kevin (12:26 PM): i tried to become a stripper but they wanted me to dress like harry potter
Girl (12:28 PM): huh no offence but i dont know if u have the looks
Girl (12:28 PM): ha ha ha
Kevin (12:28 PM): none taken... but my mom thinks i am hot
Girl (12:29 PM): uh thats......................wrong
Kevin (12:29 PM): is it wrong that she still bathes me?
Girl (12:29 PM): r u serious!
Girl (12:29 PM): how old r u!
Kevin (12:30 PM): no and 27
Kevin (12:30 PM): i told you i lie a lot
Kevin (12:30 PM): i am also a bank robber/vampire hunter
Girl (12:30 PM): what ever
Kevin (12:31 PM): when was the last time you wrestled a bear?
Girl (12:31 PM): ur getting abnormal can u plz be like real!?
Kevin (12:31 PM): ok....
Kevin (12:32 PM): what would you like to talk about...
Girl (12:32 PM): idk?
Kevin (12:33 PM): well you can tell me about yourself
Girl (12:33 PM): nothin to really tell u?
Kevin (12:34 PM): nothing? well what is your fav food?
Girl (12:34 PM): my boyfriends body i could live off of that!
Kevin (12:35 PM): is he made out of gummi bears?
Girl (12:36 PM): nvm
Girl (12:36 PM): im gonna go!
Girl (12:36 PM): bye!
Kevin (12:36 PM): bye
Girl (12:36 PM): :kissy face:

Answer 1

ahahahahaa

Wonderful.

This is why I heart you so.

Answer 2

staring at ur chest and boobs is universal! Thats what adult adult males do , in case you prevalent them for 5 years or 5 minutes. with regard to the footsie component next time kick him no longer too annoying yet while he reached over gently yet no longer sufficient to harm basically sufficient to enable him understand to returned off. If that doesnt provide up then consult from him

Answer 3

How much could one make being a bank robber/vampire hunter?

Answer 4

She better have some big knockers to make up for being such a lameass.

Answer 5

That girl is dumb and boring.

I often say random **** like that, it's supposed to be funny.. lol. They're not supposed to take you seriously. O.o

Answer 6

LMFAO :L

you scared her away!!

Yea i freak people out too much.......the reaction on their faces are worth it but ^.^

Answer 7

lmfao!!! you're such a weird freak, Kevin!

Answer 8

So I'm not the only one you say fvcked up shyt too... Glad it wasn't just me! ;)

Answer 9

I TOLD YOU TO PLZ BE LIKE REAL!!



::kissy face::