Question:
Have you ever felt that you really didn't exist?
malcolmg
2009-11-11 08:23:38 UTC
It can now be stated that the person known to Yahoo users as 'malcolmg' does not officially exist

His identity has been completely manufactured from possession's stored in a box found in a 9th floor flat in Galway House, Islington

Included with some instructions on starting a Blog were; plans for some new Art, old Perishers books, some Topological studies, a recording of 'Moonchild' and 'Venus as a Boy' and a list of questions to be spun out over time on the internet

There is one known photo of him, but it was never published and whether it is still in circulation is uncertain

Information gathered on him has been sketchy

Some say he is to be found in the forgotten passages beneath the Barbican estate and is trying to form a Renegade Sophisticate army ready one day to be let loose on the World

Some say he is living as a troglodyte in the secret corridors of the Spinnaker Tower

Some say he haunts all these places

There have been many sightings of him at Art fairs, Concept Car shows, and small Bistros and Bars accompanied by a gentile young Woman of breathtaking beauty

It has been said that he is managing the shows in burlesque theatres in Paris, trying out his charm on the Can-Can girls and having the time of his life

And that he is really the Stig from 'Top Gear'

And that he has taken charge of a team of saucy cheerleaders who, though he shows some strict authority still show respect

Who can really tell when is the right time for the connoisseurs of wit, style and form to make their return?

Perhaps he is really in the giant shadows you see from the corner of your eye when the candle gutters

Look for him there and in the shapes created by light shifting across the dark spaces of night and maybe you will catch a glimpse of his flitting form moving on to the next adventure
Seven answers:
monkeyalien
2009-11-18 22:13:47 UTC
no
Frances
2009-11-11 08:31:18 UTC
That's a lot of words.



I guess I sometimes feel like that. As in what if we're all in some alien child's dream and when he awakens the dream will be over (death).
Σεϊνε
2009-11-11 08:30:51 UTC
Nice. And yes i have felt like i didn't exist.
?
2009-11-11 08:29:06 UTC
So do you ever have plans on existing or is this it for you?
remoserjr107
2009-11-11 08:29:12 UTC
It's obvious one exists when the bills come in his/her name.....!!
wallace5911
2009-11-11 08:31:51 UTC
I want some of whatever it is you been smoking.......
boobie
2009-11-11 08:29:41 UTC
WOW


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