Do you know how to tell when you have become an Email Junkie???

Question

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. ...And you succeed.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

Answer 1

damn you know me well

Answer 2

your funny, have a great night! Give your family a hug

Answer 3

Haha very funny, but i'm not that insane

Answer 4

LOL thanks so much for sharing. Very very funny and I may be e-mail crazy, but I have never gone that far, and if I do will you please smack me.

Answer 5

lol!!