Question:
Which of the 6 - do u consider a Bad Pick Up Line (part 1)?
0racle
2007-11-15 11:33:13 UTC
1) Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

2) Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

3) Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

4) Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

5) If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

6) You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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Twenty answers:
Gracie63
2007-11-15 11:36:44 UTC
or the all time lamest...



I lost my number, can I have yours?
teresathegreat
2007-11-15 11:41:21 UTC
All pick-up lines are inherently bad.



#5 is totally unimaginative, and #6 doesn't really make much sense ("pop" isn't a common sexual euphemism). #4 is a little weak, too.



The others are old standards - they only work not because of their flattery, but because you're sharing an old joke. Everyone knows these lines, and they are laughably bad - and a laugh is a good way to start a conversation.
Lolitta
2007-11-15 11:40:00 UTC
Number 2 and 6 are the worst,
anonymous
2007-11-15 12:07:25 UTC
All of them?

And this is probably no better!

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Can I take you out for dinner?

No strings, just would like to know you!

Suppose I am older than you and things have changed.

However you treat a lady with respect, do not consider them as just a sex object
nremtohio
2007-11-15 11:40:12 UTC
Jebus... they are all horrible.



Try:



Hi my name is ___________ may I ask yours?



Direct and to the point. If she give you her name you have 50% of it beat. Follow up with relevant conversation and end with a compliment, nothing too drastic.



Then politely excuse yourself (if you are at the club) and wait. If she starts looking over at you or glancing and giggling with her friends you have a shot. If she doesn't look your way at all, you blew it.
anonymous
2007-11-15 11:39:24 UTC
number 2 lol how strange wud dat sound! then again number 1 does sound a bit sad n quite outdated! well das my opinion
anonymous
2007-11-15 11:39:58 UTC
I think the worst ever used on me was "I bet you're wearing a Victoria's Secret bra!"
-мari♥
2007-11-15 11:46:09 UTC
jaja i`d say number 1
anonymous
2007-11-15 11:38:40 UTC
#3 Sucks.



#2 is funny, I'll have to use that sometime. Hahahaha.
anonymous
2007-11-15 11:40:02 UTC
LOL



i'm slow

sometimes i have no idea if someone is trying to pick me up
naejretlaw
2007-11-15 12:00:39 UTC
#2 might land her dad in jail by homeland security, so i wouldn't use it unless i really thought i had a chance.
morebidd
2007-11-15 11:39:58 UTC
They are ALL bad. But #1, never heard that one before....it's TOTALLY Funny!
anonymous
2007-11-15 11:43:26 UTC
They're all lame - you couldn't pick up sticks with any of them
...
2007-11-15 11:38:51 UTC
All of the above are equally atrocious
candle
2007-11-15 11:41:23 UTC
They are all bad.

I must admit they are more

laughable than offensive.
terran_ghost
2007-11-15 11:39:51 UTC
lol, #6 has to be the worst
Autumn S
2007-11-15 11:38:59 UTC
#6 and here would be my answer: Nah I have sleeping pills for that
anonymous
2007-11-15 12:34:16 UTC
1,2,3,6



4 is just funny

But i like 5!
lilblueone
2007-11-15 11:37:55 UTC
All pick up lines are BAD but they are hilarious especially when guys try to use them & actually think it will work! LoL
jesse m_violated for nothing
2007-11-15 11:36:47 UTC
id laugh in someones face for saying any of them


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