What was the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Question

just bored.... lol.
For me it would had to have been the time me and my friend were making popcorn, and instead of setting it on the right setting, we put it on too long. Soon we started smelling this burnt crap, and we opened the microwave and it was on fire! Yeah, we freaked, and tried to put it out, but it got worse. Her brother had to come and help us out.... may not sound funny, but at the time it was.

So now I'm curious, what's the funniest/craziest thing that's ever happened to you?

Answer 1

my old roommates and i stealing a scarecrow



where i used to live there was this corn field right across the street from my apartments with this useless scarecrow that never warded off any birds. one night we had a party and everyone got really drunk and one of the guys wanted to take the scarecrow so we went over there and we tried but it was chained to the ground so nothing happened and we went home



fast forward to months later and to last party in that apartment since the lease was expiring in a few days. were all drunk and the guys have a video camera and are filming themselves do all this stupid stuff (riding a tricycle naked into the apartment complex swimming pool, throwing firecrackers at each other naked, jackass stuff basically only more gay lol) and the same exact guy from last time is like "LETS TAKE THE SCARECROW!" so we go back and this time one of them conveniently has wirecutters or something so we end up "liberating" the scarecrow. everyones really psyched and the guys feel like they should bring it back to the apartment as some kind of trophy but as soon as they get it back all of these bugs start crawling out of it so everyone got freaked out and just left it outside. in the morning it got moved to the dumpster because no one wanted to bring it back to the field



when the garbage man came he had this dumbfounded expression on his face like "WTF is this?????" and he showed it to his co worker who just started laughing for at least a good 15 mins (they were sitting there looking at the thing for a while)



in retrospect it was a really dumb idea and i feel really guilty for taking the thing but for some reason it was hysterical at the time

Answer 2

Lol. Nice story. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened this past year. There was a "senior send-off" at my school and each grade excluding 12th were asked to put on several performances. Well I performed as a duet, that song "Love That I Hate You" By Rhianna and Ne yo. Anyways, me and my partner had gotten up there and we sang the lyrics out of that song. So we were all high spirited when as we were going down the stairs of the stage, I tripped and fell face first in front of the WHOLE school. It was the worst but funniest experience in my life. xD

Answer 3

Well I was biking one day down a slope and braked so I went somersaulting a few times on my bike. I fell but I was unharmed except for my pants had huge rip from my knee till my upper thigh . So you could see my underwear .Ironically there cut was straight like someone had took a ruler and cut it .If i had been wearing shorts that day which i had planned to that rip would be on my thigh.



Ps- Don't forget to watch the newest Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince ,coming July 15 .

Answer 4

Mmmhm i tell this story all the time but i think im the only one that thinks its funny cause it happened to me. I was on shrooms one time at my buddies and we were all trippin out and i had to take a piss so i walked into the john and there was water everywhere and dripping from the roof into the toilet and i was like well this isnt gunna work im gunna get all wet so i went back into the room to tell then there was water coming from the roof and they said no it was from you man you just went pee and i was like NO I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO theres **** coming from the roof... :)

Answer 5

Id never had a jalapinio before and i was with this group of guys i had just met that were teens like me,but some of them were a few years older. Anyway,they dared me to eat one and i actually cried cause it was so hot lol.



And then yesterday i was chewing bubblegum.

Good news:i finally blew a bubble bigger than my head :)



Bad new: it popped.and its almost impossible to get bubblegum out of your hair and it was all over my face.lol i still feel sticky

Answer 6

ok so my friend was kissing her boyfriend outside of Wendy's when this car pulls up along side them. The guy in the drivers seat randomly yells "SHAKE IT!" and him and his buddy's start to shake the car. Then they drove off. It ws hilarious because it was so random! Then after they drive away my other friend yells "That was awesome!!" haha such an awesome memory

Answer 7

a retarded Peruvian man came up and starting dancing with me at a club. I didn't realize he was retarded until later.

Answer 8

I was born. Funny, I don't remember it. Funny, I never asked.

Answer 9

making fun of Muslims holiday not knowing it's a Muhammad, i thought it's their national hero.. i make fun and they didn't laugh..ahhaha

Answer 10

making movies with my cousins. haha