Bake something.Im not even going to tell you to read because you sound like a teen and i know teens don't like that.Listen to music, watch some movies, go on youtube, stay on here, maybe you can get a little job if your old enough.Go have sex.IM JUST JOKING DONT DO THAT.
IM NOT SHOUTING
stuff to do list:Stuff to do if you're bored. . .
Work on your web page
Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
Juggle everything you can find
Flip through that old UNIX manual
Read over the "membership policy" for your ISP
Vote.
Format all those AOL disks you got in the mail
Defrag your hard drive (example)
Write a mIRC script
Spend hours looking for spelling mistakes on this site
Eat Spam
Watch "The Sound of Music" (warning: only if REALLY bored!)
Spell your name with mustard all over the street
Search for space anomalies
Sit around all day watching Leave it to Beaver
Jump up! Start running! Don't stop!
Click here (read this warning first)
Answer the phone in a funny accent
Register a bunch of useless channels on NewNet
Email an old friend
Format your HD, FDISK it, and then re-install your OS
Use your super-powerful Pentium 200 MMX with 128 megs of RAM to play Solitaire
Empty the Trash/Recycling Bin without looking what's it in first
Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users
Think up brand-new ways to insult Mac users
Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users that own Macs
Play Civilization/Privateer/Dune2 until 7 am
Help my cousin via email with her programming homework
Procrastinate
Learn new and exciting words by reading the dictionary
Sleep
Pull the heads off sheep (but not live ones...that's sick)
Sing The Song That Never Ends (hello Yahoo! people?!?! Useless Page Alert!!)
Read some of my favorite comics
How about some interesting Quotes that I've collected?
How about some MORE interesting Quotes (psst, most of these are funny)
How about my Quotes Page
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Annoy my cousin who FINALLY got on the 'net
Have a movie marathon
Gather a pile of old books, close your eyes, toss out the books one by one, and read the last one remaining cover to cover in one sitting
Email this PUNK about his lame choice of an email address :)
Scan pictures for people at work
Call your ISP's tech support, and tell them this: "I can't get internet, I have a message about a DSN computer. I don't know what kind of modem I have, but it's on IRQ 13...HELP ME!"
Buy part of the Moon
Or get into the hype, and buy part of Mars
Email me your suggestions about what kinda computer to get (got a new one now! :))
Translate the Bible into Huttese (that'll show those Klingon freaks)
Learn to swear in Russian, German (thanks Mary-Ann), Spanish, French, and sanskrit (then email them to me)
Spend a few hours creating a web page in worship of your girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/husband/wife/significant other
Check out my pal Kattz's homepage (it's cool, but she's got WAY too many movies)
Play with some LEGOS
Leave the planet
Crash your WinPopups (then send a global saying "pops crashed...please resend.")
Learn to play the kazoo
Go to a random AT&T Worldnet users web page
Discover the Answer to the Ultimate Question....then the Question itself....
Laugh at these poor sods with crappy computers
Play Second Conflict
Listen to alien signals from Vega
Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
Study neurosurgery *OR* go to see the Care Bears movie (you can only pick 1)
Go see The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota
Grow a huge 'fro and go around imitating Screech from Saved By The Bell (and then email this guy...he actually did it)
Open as many Netscape / Internet Explorer windows as possible
Spend hours rebuilding your system after it crashed doing the last thing
Play the original NES version of Tetris (can you go from level 1 all the way to level 19???)
Send yourself for pizza (note: people with clones only)
Read through a stack of OLD computer magazines (I've got some as far back as 1991 if you want to borrow them)
Register useless domains for FREE at Monolith (or not...)
Check out the Infini-D Resource Page now on ZUTROY.COM!!
Go to the Mecca of Albino Squirrels
Stalk someone
Overclock your CPU to 900 mhz (it's safe...REALLY...just don't take my word for it)
Buy some pez...mmm, pez (it's not too expensive....here's how much it costs in Canada)
Spend a few hours staring at the moon & stars (binoculars help, but no peeping at neighbors...well just a bit)
Work on your Russian accent
Listen to your favorite CD (or tape, or record, or 8-track for you technologically impaired) over and over and over....
Check out this page BACKWARDS!! (fixed this link...thanks to this bored person who's email address doesn't work...oh, fixed it, works now!)
Eat some twinkie-weiner sandwiches ©
Crash your system at Fabienne's site (got me twice!)
Organize your floppy/ZIP disks
Arrest yourself
Understand Simple logic (Windows 95 = MacOS 84, but MacOS 97 = Windows 95)
Read about the Simpsons Episode that had Zutroy in it!
Take your hamster to the beach
Find the longest URL you possibly can! (here's mine)
Figure out the words to the Weird Al Show Theme Song! (here is what Isotropy and I got...and here's Julie Cross's version)
Buy a souvenier miniature Ball of Twine
Go swimming
Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
Water the lawn (and spray annoying siblings)
Spend all day in the basement torturing rats with a hacksaw (you read the disclaimer first right??)
Eat as many pieces of toast, loaded with tons of peanut butter, as you can
Learn to play the bagpipes
Phone in sick (but make sure your story is at least 57.6% believable)
Go to Wal-Mart
Slam your head against the wall
Count the # of "Weird Al" Yankovic references up to this point (one per point) -- here's the answer
Here's one more Weird Al reference - Wind up twenty one thousand, one hundred and forty pounds of string
Join Columbia House Canada, or for you Americans Columbia House (I don't know if they take international orders)
pssst...I'm in the Columbia House Video Club!!!
Read the coolest poems ever written
Look for hidden messages on web pages
Check the the 5-Day Weather Forcast for Gorky
Eat some Crispy Wheats & Raisins cereal
Read this joke that Fifi just emailed me
Check out bored.com....they were so bored, they registered the domain (lotsa cool links there!)
Whine about something (browser crashes is a good place to start)
Register some shareware (ha!)
Phone Home
Take an IQ Test
Email bomb yourself (fun isn't it Tim??)
Read a Gordon Korman book
Take a few hours out of your life to wonder how an aarkvark spends his days
Drag your Windows directory to the Recycling bin (or for you Mac guys...drag your System Folder to the trash), restart, and try to fix it
Check out this page...created by possibly the most bored guy on Earth
Take a look at my most hated animated GIF
Shamelessly try to win awards for your web page (*hint hint*)
Put your Bat's in the Bellfree (explanation)
Join the Spam Club
Try to make reservations at McDonalds
Dare to be Stupid
Play leapfrog with a unicorn (let me know if you find a unicorn, so I can sell it to some zoo for tons of $$$)
Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat.
Clone yourself
Send me your WININET.DLL file from your c:\windows\system directory (only if you've installed IE4.0)...mine's corrupt. (update: got a copy that works! Thanks anyways...)
Check out the History of Apple
Then eat some apple pie....mmm, apple pie
Spend HOURS checking out the incredibly awesome Voodoo Extreme web site for info on 3D computer gaming
Update the list of links on your web page (assuming you have a web page, if not...THEN MAKE ONE!!)
Watch PBS all day (especially the cool documentary Triumph of the Nerds)
Learn all about the coolest console gaming system ever at The Official Intellivision Home Page
Eat some Ruffles BBQ chips (the best chips in the world!!!)
Come visit us AT&T Canada employees on IRC (/server thompson.ilos.net)
Chomp down some Eggo Waffles
Join AOL
Spend 2 years trying to quit AOL
Buy a hovercraft, and fill it with eels
Check out the BIGGEST PUNK IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE's web page (assuming he's put one up)
Then check out my cousin's web page (wonder if he put it up yet)
And thirdly, check out Zero's Web Page (yes, he's actually got one!!)
Write insanely long, and complicated disclaimers for your web page
Help me shamelessly promote this page
Watch this page grow, and grow
Add a counter to your web page
Yell at the top volume - 'I'm bored!'
Clean your room
Tell everyone how bored you are on The Bored Forum
Blink
Check out the Secret Quake 2 page on the id software site
Rent-A-Nerd
Correct mistakes on your webpage (thanks to a certain someone, that if he has a webpage, I will link to it here)
Turn your Win95 PC into a Mac! Click Here! (thanks KuDorK)
Stay connected to your ISP for a week straight (and receive nasty emails from them)
Grab your Star Wars Soundtrack, crank it to max volume, and listen all night
Read every FILE_ID.DIZ file on your HD, but never, EVER delete them...they are sacred (hehehe)
Stick your head in a microwave, and get yourself a tan
Create fake Web Page Awards at Aprilfools.com (and I didn't fall for it Mr. Todd Gack whoever you are)
Go buy The Best of Meco CD...featuring disco versions of select Star Wars tracks!! (which I borrowed from Isotropy and am listening to right now)