whoever says the most random thing gets 10 points!!!?

Question

get on yer mark, get set, go!!!!!!

Answer 1

So, this dude wiped his butt before he took a sh!t

Answer 2

Blue rabbits have no hair, therefore they could never tell if a ball is triangular. This is why elephants on the southeastern most tip of Argentina can't get a good table at their local auto repair shop. They say good help is hard to find these days...go ask Lisa Minnelli, she'll tell you how many shoes make a pear.

Answer 3

the most random thing gets 10 points!!!?

get on yer mark, get set, go!!!!!!

Answer 4

By George! I swear I saw Tony Blair staring at her pubic bush.

Answer 5

sponge bob ate a banana and then walked to wal-mart bought mascara for Patrick and then bought shrimp and ate it with Gary his snail and then he farted and took a picture of himself smiling and a picture of him in detective clothes and acting like a detective then he went to a amusement park with his family and then his family had a family Reunion and he took pictures with them and he got slippers that looked like Gary as a gift and then he walked back to wal-mart and he slept on one of the beds that they had on sale there

Answer 6

did ya know that vicious pink Chihuahua sounds like one of Paris Hilton's dogs?

Answer 7

Only eat them when ripe, and on a Wednesday. So, today is the day!



Enjoy your day!

Answer 8

Whoever invented toilet paper is a global hero.

Answer 9

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes....

Answer 10

Tragedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

Answer 11

I have a really bad hairball right now

Answer 12

the most random thing

Answer 13

first thing I'll say is the most random thing" then I would like to express myself in saying....



"We are all going to die!!!!!!"

Answer 14

All babies begin as female - hence the nipples.

Answer 15

if u untangled ur intestins, they would be more than 20 feet long.

Answer 16

corn



yours truley,

George W. bush

Answer 17

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!!!!

yah MON

DONT WORRY BE HAPPY!!

Answer 18

groovytarheel, just lure them in with a cheeseburger!!! LOL

Answer 19

And that's how you milk a guy by the nipples....

Answer 20

random thing

Answer 21

bulimbalup, bulimbalup, bulimbalup.......





in the jungle,, the mighty jungle,,,





,,the LioN sleeeeeeepsss twonaaaayT......

Answer 22

I think my butt is broken. There is a crack in it.

Answer 23

joke 'em if they can't a fuc$

Answer 24

arf

Answer 25

I'M LIKE SO BORED OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE ON HERE WOULD I!

Answer 26

egg salad!

Answer 27

i am johnny bravo

Answer 28

whatever?

anything!

Answer 29

i like it when it rains

its so... wet

Answer 30

shipoopi!

Answer 31

Fat people are harder to kidnapp.

Answer 32

ghosts poop

Answer 33

I LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOO

Answer 34

sexy time!!!!