Whats a good name for our new Elementary School?

Question

J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School
Truman Capote Elementary School
Fatty Arbuckle Elementary School
Hurricane Katrina Elementary School
Michael Jackson Elementary School
Ted Nugent Elementary School
Taliban Elementary School

Answer 1

i am so offended......to name a school after a write, capote needs to be the name of a high school. that way the older kids will understand the concept of homosexuality. you really wanna tell 2nd graders about being gay???



so go with taliban elementary school... just dont have any female teachers, principals, or students for that matter...

Answer 2

Truman Capote Elementary School

Answer 3

Hunter S. Thompson Wasted Youth Elementary Skool

Answer 4

Michael Jackson Elementary School a bit of irony is fun

Answer 5

Oooo yes! These are all great choices..except Hoover is a bit mundane. Go with Taliban Elementary. That way the lil darlings will know you mean business.

Electives would be really exciting too!

Answer 6

I believe it is because we as Christians have gotten lazy spiritually, and Satan has taken advantage of us. BTW, I believe the money is the issue, because the DoE is giving grants for such nonsense. Corporately, we can pull down any stronghold Satan has in place, but we haven't learned how to fight the good fight corporately yet. When we do, I pray many people will not already have been deluded and deceived by Islam and and other false religions. Romans 10:8-10 is how anyone can be born again.

Answer 7

How about Katrina Gustav School of Higher Levels.

Answer 8

i like Hurricane Katrina Elementary School because it has historical meaning....besides, it sounds good when you shorten it to: HK Elementary

Answer 9

how about the Hard Rock Elementary

Answer 10

Inbred elementary school

Answer 11

Osama Bin Laden School for the Mentally Challenged !

Answer 12

Ted Nugent. Maybe he'll come in and teach a class on gun safety.

Answer 13

If it is a Catholic school name it: Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion School.

Answer 14

just be honest and call it what it is...Trailer Trash Elem.