Funny Survey (10 POINTS FOR BEST ANSWERS)?

kiesha_bebz

2007-07-05 22:16:04 UTC

1). you won a million dollars? im gonna buy cool techie stuffs...

2). You found out you were adopted? i'm gonna cry..

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? i'm gonna ask him everything that i'm dying to ask and ask for a sweet kiss!!

4). You know you were going to die in one day? hug both of my parents...have party with my love ones..

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything? oh that's nice.. lol... i guess im gonna walk around mall..

6). You could decorate the white house? im gonna paint it Pink!!

7). You could own myspace? i'll sell it to highest bidder..

8). You could have all super powers? i will sleep all day.. lol..

9). You could go back in time? i wouldn't change anything..

10)You had three wishes? i will wish for peace, love and happiness!!!!

11)You got a call from beyonce? i'll tell her...nice butt!!

12)You found out you ruled a country? i'll be good..

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? tease my exbf...haha!

14)You could talk to michael jackson? i'll tell him how great he is as an artist..

15)You could rule the world for a minute? i'll stop war....PEACE MEN!!! (",)

★Chika09★

2007-07-05 22:23:06 UTC

1). you won a million dollars? clothes, clothes, clothes

2). You found out you were adopted? runaway

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? scream

4). You know you were going to die in one day? do all the things I have missing out during my life!

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything? see what other people do in their houses

6). You could decorate the white house? I would take Bush out

7). You could own myspace? sell it to have more money!

8). You could have all super powers? have a good time!

9). You could go back in time? take all the gold out of California

10)You had three wishes? money, health, love

11)You got a call from beyonce? tell her to leave JayZ

12)You found out you ruled a country? I would rule it!

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? make men do favors to please me, and I don't give nothing back

14You could talk to micheal jackson? I would tell him to stop fuking little kids

15)You could rule the world for a minute? make myself emperor so I could rule it forever

jenx

2007-07-05 22:17:35 UTC

1. I would spend it.

2.I would try to find out why, and who my parents were.

3.I have never had a desire to meet celebrity, but I guess it would be, Elvis Presley

4. I would make the most of this day.

5.I really don't have any Idea.

6.I wouldn't change anything.

7.Why would I want to.

8.I would love that now. I could do a lot of good, if I didn't let the powers go to my head. lol

9.I would love to go back to some time when history was being made, only to observe the real thing.

10.I would wish for world peace, I would wish that every body respected every body else, and my third wish would be, that every wish I made from now on would come true..lol

11. Not important to me.

12.Oh boy, which one.

13.Wouldn't happen

14.I would have a few questions to ask him.

15.Only a minute? Couldn't do much in a minute.

anonymous

2007-07-05 22:09:54 UTC

What would you do if:

1). you won a million dollars? give some to the poor and spend/save the rest

2). You found out you were adopted? shrug

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? jump up and down

4). You know you were going to die in one day? have a great meal, watch one of my favorite movies, give thanks, and have sex

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything? go out and public and see through people

6). You could decorate the white house? paint it pink

7). You could own myspace? I'd delete it so all the dumb emo kids and/or lowlives would cry or kill themselves

8). You could have all super powers? celebrate

9). You could go back in time? be more upfront

10)You had three wishes? I would give three wishes

11)You got a call from beyonce? hang up

12)You found out you ruled a country? order the citizens to give me cookies

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? shrug

14You could talk to micheal jackson? laugh

15)You could rule the world for a minute? nothing

Silly Sally

2007-07-05 22:09:15 UTC

1). you won a million dollars? pay off all debt, buy a house, new car, continue working (but probably only part time), establish a scholarship

2). You found out you were adopted? try to contact birth mother

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? Josh Hartnett, he is amazingly gorgeous!

4). You know you were going to die in one day? spend day with hubby

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything? I don't know, but I have no desire to see everyone naked!

6). You could decorate the white house? don't really care

7). You could own myspace? see #1

8). You could have all super powers? I'd help people

9). You could go back in time? depends, do I have lots of money? 1920's would be fun

10)You had three wishes? end poverty in the world, lots of cash for me, guarantee happiness in marriage/family

11)You got a call from beyonce? ask for money

12)You found out you ruled a country? depends what country. I'd try to do what's best for the country

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? Live it up!

14You could talk to micheal jackson? I wouldn't want to

15)You could rule the world for a minute? end poverty

ms.jumpee

2007-07-06 09:32:57 UTC

What would you do if:

1). you won a million dollars?mostly use it for charity

2). You found out you were adopted?say i knew it

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want?freak out or be supa happy

4). You know you were going to die in one day?live it to the fullest

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything?love it

6). You could decorate the white house?have hella lotta fun

7). You could own myspace?idk ban all the sluts : ]

8). You could have all super powers?i would be playin some games with ppl : ]

9). You could go back in time?idk really

10)You had three wishes?either wish for more or wish for 1.to seemy dad again 2.be truley happy 3.get another job

11)You got a call from beyonce?idk

12)You found out you ruled a country?hate it i dont need all that responsibilty

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys?)make that money lol

14You could talk to micheal jackson?ask him why?

15)You could rule the world for a minute? idk really

∞Infinity∞

2007-07-05 22:08:02 UTC

1. Sell this dump and build a nice new home

2. Cry

3. That would be great.

4. I would tell my husband to take the day off.

5. I would look into my neighbor's house and see what they were doing.

6. I would leave it just the way it is--minus the staff and the pres.

7. I would shut it down. Too many problems.

8. I wouldn't know which ones to use.

9. I would love that. I assume you want to know where? In light of the recent holiday, I would love to visit the 1770s.

10. Could I wish for a million dollars so I could do what I said in number 1? Could I wish for more wishes?

11. So? It would be a wrong number.

12. I would try to do better. Why would I not know that?

13. I would be shamed.

14. Tell him where to go.

15. Not much can be done in a minute, but it would look great on a resume.

Ciarra

2007-07-06 00:09:06 UTC

What would you do if:

1). you won a million dollars?

give you half if this is your best answer :)

2). You found out you were adopted?

think "oh, thats whats different. i should have guessed"

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want?

i would take james franco with me to a nude beach :)

4). You know you were going to die in one day?

break as many laws as possible & drink heavily.

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything?

sell them on ebay for a ton of money

6). You could decorate the white house?

make it brick.

7). You could own myspace?

i would shut it down. its taking over.

8). You could have all super powers?

i would be everyones hero

9). You could go back in time?

save the dinosaurs

10)You had three wishes?

1. ask for 100 more. 2. ask for a million dollars. 3. ask to be royalty.

11)You got a call from beyonce?

begin recording IMMEDIATELY

12)You found out you ruled a country?

start making fabulous rules to make my subjects happy

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys?

totally embrace my sexy porno bod

14You could talk to micheal jackson?

get him to talk me through his dance moves

15)You could rule the world for a minute?

outlaw heelies (owning them would be punishable by death)

anonymous

2007-07-05 23:32:12 UTC

1.)With a million dollars I would build a really big log cabin with a lake in the backyard. I would give alot of it to cancer research since this disease has taken so many lives of our loved ones. I would also give some to familiy members.

2.)I would want to know where I came from and I would want to meet my birth parents.

3.)I would like to meet Sawyer Brown! I LOVE Sawyer and I bet he would be a blast to be around!

4.)I would spend it telling my chlidren how much I love them and I would play video games with my son and color with my daughter.

5.)If I had x-ray goggles I would not wear them. I choose to not see what others have that they don't WANT me to see.

6.)I would not like to decorate the white house because I am NOT creative at all!

7.)I don't know about the myspace thing becauese I don't ever go there so I wouldn't know. Do they get paid for what they do on there?

8.)If I could have super powers I would have one of myself's at baseball with my son, one sitting on the computer playing, one doing things with my daughter, and last I would clean house

9.)If I could go back in time I would have held that hug of my dad's a little longer and not pulled away so soon. He's gone now and I can't get that back.

10.)3 wishes? 1-wish to have a cure for cancer. 2-wish to be kind and happy. 3-be rich and healthy.

11.)I don't think I'd care if I got a call from Beyonce because I don't know her enough to care.

12.)If I ruled a country I would freak out!

13.)If I were a playboy bunny I'd dress a little more classy and a little less trashy!

14.)If I could talk to Michaelf Jackson i would tell him he was a nasty pervert! I would also tell him that he looked better when he was younger before he started having all of that work done!

15.)I'm falling alseep so I don't know what I would do if I could rule the world for a minute! I guess I would say to stop the war so we don't lose anymore of our precious soldiers!

Fabulous Person

2007-07-05 22:13:51 UTC

1). I'd be too shocked and have a heart attack.

2). Yell at my parents asking why they didn't tell me because hey...We're not related.

3). Skip the chance.

4). Go insane.

5). Look at the ground to see if aliens are in the core of the Earth.

6). Christmas Lights everywhere.

7). Delete it and cause teenage girls and stalkers to go into withdrawl.

8). Fly in the air and get shot down by the government or captured by aliens. I have no need to worry because I'm immortal and don't feel pain.

9). I'd probably just ruin the past messing up everything.

10) Wish for a million more.

11) I would think it's a prank and hang up.

12) Become mad with power and turn into a dictator...Do I still have the superpowers so I can't die?

13) Quit.

14) Brainwash him into thinking he's Ronald McDonald.

15) Sit there and think of what to do but my time with be up before I decide.

BeAuTiFuL

2007-07-05 22:04:51 UTC

What would you do if:

1). you won a million dollars? i would pay off my debt and give the rest to charity

2). You found out you were adopted? lol...cry!!

3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? christina aguilera

4). You know you were going to die in one day? live it up

5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything?buy some!

6). You could decorate the white house? decline

7). You could own myspace? wow..tom would be mad

8). You could have all super powers? use them!

9). You could go back in time? go back to my childhood

10)You had three wishes? wish for more wishes

11)You got a call from beyonce? scream

12)You found out you ruled a country? scream again

13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? avoid my parents

14You could talk to micheal jackson? lol..run!!

15)You could rule the world for a minute? rule it for a minute!

duckie

2007-07-05 22:21:34 UTC

1.I would **** my pants !

2.I would want to find my real parents.

3.Orlando Bloom( so Sexy)

4.I would try to fit everything except childbirth into that one day then end it with childbirth just because most women wish they could die after al the pain they suffer with pushing it out.

5.It would be the men's lockeroom of the St. Louis Rams

6.It would be a Gothic theme.

7.I would not have it setup like it is now having to change your password every what 2 minutes "Oh gotta go have to change my password".

8.I want the ability to heal people and bring about peace.

9.I would go to the flower child/hippie age

10. First wish : to meet Orlando Bloom, second wish: To save Pedro!! ha-ha just kidding really to be wealthy,And the Third and Final wish: To see all my deceased relatives again as they were as children.

11.I would hang up on her I don't like her for some reason.

12.Everybody would have a voice and they would know the true meaning of freedom.

13.Of course I would be a bunny Duh I'm a girl!!!

14.What the heck were you thinking having all those surgeries on your face there was nothing wrong with the way you looked.

15.I would nuked Bush's compound in Texas ( I really don't mean this C.I.A.) I ain't afraid of no popo's!!!

♥☠Madame Joker☠♥

2007-07-05 22:10:26 UTC

1. pay off debts and buy my house

2. I'd say well hell my brother was telling me the truth all these years!

3. I would want to meet Johnny Depp.. :-)

4. I definately want 2 get laid, and die happy

5. I would wear them at work and get a few questions answered....

6. It wouldn't be called the White House anymore

7. Tom's *** would be history lol

8. Be invisible, so I could hide/avoid my bosses, plus overhear conversations that I'm not supposed to hear

9. I would definately change alot of things

10. True happiness, lots of money, and peace of mind

11. I'd hang up on her, I don't want to talk to her.

12. I would tell my friends "SEE I TOLD YOU I RULED!"

13. Hmm, tough question, find my ex's and say don't you wish you had this *****!

14. I wouldn't, he's too weird even for me

15. Just a minute???? HMM....wouldn't be able to do a whole lot there!

Carley B

2007-07-05 22:14:15 UTC

I am only answering #1. If I won a million dollars, I would first make sure my children and grand children had what they needed to live a good life.

Then I would sell the house my husband and I live in and buy or build one where we could live out our retirement. We both are 60. I have fibromyalgia and have special needs. I want to downsize to a house that is all on one floor, with two bedrooms upstairs for my children and grand children to visit. Like a Cape Cod style. I would like to have an indoor swimming pool so I could exercise year round. That is important because of my illnes.

Then I would set up some kind of giving plan to as many charities as I could, such as Catholic Relief, American Cancer Society, Christian Children's Fund, National Fibromyalgia Association, American Lung Society, St. Vincent dePaul, etc.

But in this age, I don't think a million dollars would go that far. It would have to be invested wisely.

?

2016-05-19 08:35:00 UTC

If you was a police and you saw a rabbit what would you do?- arrest it of course If you saw a house on fire what would you do?- start a barbeque A baby was sitting on the pavement eating ants what would you do?- Join it You saw a head lice in someones hair, what would you do?- Slap it hard If you saw a cat dancing what would you do?- Pass out You went for a haircut and saw a needle what would you do?- Ask how the hell they were going to cut my hair with a needle :S You're terrified of the dentist whats the best excuse you would use not to go to the dentist?- I'm too upset today, I ran over my goldfish You had a spot on the tip of your nose- Wear a paper bag over my head You turned into a frog- Hop And finally... What if Yahoo Answers disappears.- Complain for the rest of my life

what the? 515

2007-07-05 22:21:02 UTC

1) Give it to Dustin Diamond so he stops selling t-shirts to pay off his house because he's poor.

2) Find my birth parents and **** them up.

3) I would get Jennifer Aniston alone in a hotel room.You know the rest. ; )

4) Take out a HUGE loan,spend it on things I could do in one day,find Jennifer Aniston take advantage of her because what does it matter if I go to jail? I'll be dead tomoorow.

5) Look through Beyonce,Jennifer Aniston,Jessica Simpson and Tyra banks shirts...and then I would look through Micahel Jacksons pants to see if he really is a man.

6) I would spray paint it blue and put a HUGE picture of Ozzy Osbourne next to the entrance.Oh yeah and I would put a bean bag chair where Goerge sits because I just think it would be hilarious to see Bush try and be seriosu in a bean bag chair.

7) Ummmm let nude pictures be allowed on there...but only for the hot chicks. ; ) no dudes

8) I would dominate the universe!!!

9) Find out the lottery numbers and then do as I said in #1

10) Jennifer Aniston nude and willing in my room,100 more wishes and **** load of condoms for me and Jennifer. ; )

11) I would say PLEASE PLEASE go outr with me!! Even if it meant total embaressment.

12) I would ban hippies from the USA except the one from that 70's show he's cool with me and I do as Bill Clinton did if you know what I mean.

13) I would piss myself.That would be my dream job lol.

14) Tell him to STOP!!! Your a damn freak.Enough with your childish ways.Leave those boys alone!!!

15) Make a very quick phone call to Axl Rose and have him sing for the party i'm throwing...he wouldn't show though.Even if I did rule him!!!

lovinmylife

2007-07-05 22:09:46 UTC

1. i would some, buy a nice house, use some for shopping, umm... yeah

2. i would cry and cry because i love my parents and can't imagine someone leaving me out for adoption.

3. i would meet miley cyrus. she seems cool.

4. i would stay with my family and do whatever i love to do one more time.

5. umm... it depends.

6. i wouldn't decorate it. i'm a horrible decorater.

7. i would sell it.

8. i would be really really really really really really happy.

9. uh... i'd go back to the time when my parents were teens and see what they were like.

10. i would wish for a happy successful life and that's all i want. because with a happy and successful life, there's nothing more that you can want. i'd give the leftover wishes to my family.

11. i would start singing "irreplaceable" with her.

12. i would totally freak out. i'm a horrible leader.

13. what?

14. i'd tell him that his nose is scary.

15. i'm not the ruling type.

anonymous

2007-07-05 22:09:44 UTC

1.) Move away and take the love of my life with me

2.) Not speak to my "parents" anymore

3.) Lucille Ball.....doesn't have to be alive right?

4.) I would spend my last day with the love of my life

5.) sweeeeeeeeet

6.) ummmmm idc

7.) sell it for money

8.) Fly

9.) i would have to think about it.....

10.) that he and I would be together forever, that he and I were together right now and that he and I would live happily ever after.

11.) .......idk

12.) Ask were all my money is?

13.) I would live in the playboy mansion

14.) I would slap him

15.) I would have the love of my life right by my side.

♥

i_can_be_your_hero

2007-07-05 22:20:07 UTC

i dont wanna answer them all sorry.

1. not use it bcuz there would be some sort of a catch but if there wasnt id pay 4 college and help family and blah blah blah

2. id know why no one ever loved me

3. id meet shemar moore

4. id be somewhat happy

7. id delete the whole thing

11. id hang up on her

15. put every horrible person in a cave and let them torture each other rather than the rest of the world

Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez

2007-07-05 22:26:59 UTC

1) buy more money

2) go to hollywood and demand a TV movie made about me starring Tom Cruise

3) meet Paris Hillton and spit in her eye.

4) invest all my money in the really good cause foundation

5) use it on scratch lottery tickets.

6) cover the grass with lawn flamigoes and use christmas lights to spell out "Under New Managment" on the wall

7) sell it on eBay

8) spring into action

9) go back to the Dark Ages and scare people with our modern technology

10) wish for: my own theme music, wish that guns weren't invented, and that the world was more exciting and fun

11) wrong number!!!

12) invade mexico

13) drive into a brick wall at 100mph yelling "uuuuuup, YOOOOUUURRRSSS!!!!!!"

14) challange him to a fight to the death with limp fish as weapons.

15) invent NASA

lol, silly.

anonymous

2007-07-05 22:14:26 UTC

1) spend it!!

2) say ok

3) say hello

4) have fun

5) go to miss universe show

6) paint it black

7) have million and millions of friends

8) be invisable!!

9) go to 70s and have fun

10) wish for a 1000 more wishes

11) say hello

12) say "hell yer"

13) Hugh= enjoy everyday using my eyes!!

14) ask him if he is "black or white"

15) have all the besting looking girls in the world to come to my house!!

tkay.

2007-07-05 22:23:16 UTC

1) play a bit of blackjack,, shopping and the rest in the bank!!

2) chuck a party i hate my parents XD

3) AHAHAHA GO CRAZY!!!!!

4) CHUCK A MASSIVE PARTY!!!

5) ooo what do ya think i would do.... XD

6) paint it in green and black so no one can see it

7) ehh can the whole system BEBO RULES!!

8) CHUCK A PARTY!! and then save people etc etc..

9) see leonardo da vinci and ask him why he made mona lisa look like a man XD

10) USE EM!!

11) call her a B**** and hang up

12) WOOT!! CHUCK A PARTY (i chuck a lot of parties) and make my family live in it and kick the rest out

13) go and seducde all the hot guy celebrities (haha!)

14) ask him why the frick he wanted to turn ugly

15) ummm..................................................... make a rule that i could rule the world forever XD

anonymous

2007-07-05 22:14:21 UTC

1) travel around the world!

2) sigh a sigh of relief! i knew i couldnt possibly be relted to this crazy family!

3)i would be very excited!

4)i would smoke,drink,get high,kiss everyonei thought was hot and punch everyone i didnt like!!

5)oohhh... i would go everywere!!!

6)i would paint it black!

7)i would go shopping, cos afterall i would beloaded!

8)i would use them all to my advantage! muhahaha

9)i would og back to my school days, they were the best!!!

10)i would be extatic!! i would wish for health,waelth and happiness!

11)tell her ot get me some of that fried chicken she always talkin about!

12)i would sit back and relax!

13)i would go play in hugh's mansion!!

14)i would ask him where he thinks he went wrong...

15)hmmmm...

ALESANA

2007-07-05 22:11:41 UTC

save most of it and spend with family and friends

i'd want to fin dout why my real parents had me adopted

i'd scream inside and get pics as much as possible(which i did do)

wow! bummer

eewww and i'm curious at the same time

nah

wow!

super wow!

wow! spectacular wow!

i'd definately ask for more wishes

whatever

england! yay!

bunny girls would be better

???

i could save a lot of people and change the world in one minute if i had help

Dave

2007-07-05 22:06:33 UTC

I would take the money, disown myself from those relatives and go to Beverly Hills and meet some playboy model and have wild sex for 24 hours and rule the city of Beverly Hills!

tigertay95

2007-07-05 22:12:02 UTC

i would ............

1spend it

2cry

3to hang out

4hang out with my friend

5 i would see thew a my ex

6no

7maybe

8 i would kill rebecca

9 idont know

10 dont know

11 sream

12 that would be cool

13i would not

14 i would not

15 that would be cool

?

2007-07-05 22:12:11 UTC

1[no]

2 [y3a it happend last week when my mom died]

3[yes pamela andersoncoverd her boobs with ink and sign my paper

4[yes it happend yesterday]

5 no

6 my house is white

7[i do]

8[the pwer to destroy monkey man]

9[when i wasn't born those were the days]

10[i did wasn't here

11[yea she was above and beyon]

12[i ruled californa]

13[i still am]

14[yea he tried to talk me out of the nose job]

15[still do] ''my husbands''

Harold

2007-07-05 22:14:16 UTC

1) Gambling

2) I am adopted

3) Celeberties dont intrest me

4) Coffin shopping

5) already have those... but they dont work

6) the way it is except Bush, he wont be in it

7) sell it and buy youtube

8) beat up the guy that... yeah im jus gona beat him up

9) wouldn't have left her

10) money, power, her

11) "whats Rihanna's number?"

12) *tears down my eyes

13) a dream come true

14) "dude, u fugly"

15) *Blank stares

globalwarming

2007-07-05 22:08:38 UTC

1). buy a car and a house

2). i would find my real parents

3). paris hilton in jail

4). i would say goodbye

5). i would look at girls

6). why?

7). i would be like tom

8). i would kill bush

9). see my grandfathers

10) i want 4

11) hang up the phone

12) kill bad people

13) i would take all the girls home

14 i would tell him to sing billie jean

15 i would stop the war in iraq and sane iraqi kids

♥Allison♥

2007-07-05 22:07:29 UTC

Go nuts!

Cry

Nothing

Cry a lot!

Be kind of nasty

Be fun

Not allowed

Excited and use my powers for good!

Excited!

Pee on myself

Hate her

Give the throne to someone else

Eww!

I would be scared

I would be very good with it.

Shiloh

2007-07-05 22:09:57 UTC

i would move far far away with the money.

i wouldn't look for my real parents.

call my sister

spend all my money.

dont' know?

i would put portraits of me in there.

i would sell it

i would use it

i would enjoy my childhood more

more money, good health, some kids one day

i would ask her when she's marrying Jay-Z

i would buy a crown

i would buy bunny ears

i would tell him to go hide somewhere

I would demand everyone to donate $1 to poverty

anonymous

2007-07-05 22:08:40 UTC

what did you say?