Is this the truth? When girls drink?

Question

We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe we could do it too.

In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them so much.

We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just tonic, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

Answer 1

LMAO!!!!!!! oh my god this is soo true!! i have seen it happen. lol my uncle owns a bar. lol you forgot the part where they try to smack somebody but they miss and hit the wall

Answer 2

We have absolutely no idea where our purse is = False I always know where my purse is.



We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around = True because I cannot dance anyway.



We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe we could do it too = False, drunk or sober I know that I couldn't kick my own @ss.



In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago = True.



We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them so much = False.



We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!" = False - that only happens when they cover Jesse's Girl.



We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us = False



We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it = True



We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just tonic, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin = True



We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?) = True



We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it = False, cold water on the bootie is an instant sober.



We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight = True.

Answer 3

I have done the shoes before, but nothing else. I am a pretty responsible drinker. The shoes thing happened on my 21st birthday. Ha. 6inch heels and rum dont mix people!

Answer 4

No not quite, it depends on individual, just like when some people drink, they became talkative wherelse some would be extremely quiet or some have pale and some have red face.

Answer 5

lol sounds too familiar, especially the sleeping on the floor part! and i am notorious for taking my shoes off when im drunk

Answer 6

And lucky for you we men are too drunk to notice, while we imagine our game is light years better than it actually is.

Answer 7

Oh God, it just dawned on me that I do most of these things when i'm drunk!

Answer 8

All true, but not the smoking part... lol

Answer 9

You've got most of that right

Answer 10

I've never known girls to be like that and I've been with heaps of them

Answer 11

Haha that sounds so true...about my friends

Answer 12

another truth when girls drink:



they drop their pants for me.

Answer 13

wow yes lol

Answer 14

hahahaha LMAO

Answer 15

You forgot "Hold my hair, I have to throw up."

Answer 16

LMAO... yes, and when guys drink, too

Answer 17

thank you. you made me a little happier

Answer 18

omg hell yea thats true

Answer 19

I've seen most of that........lol good one

Answer 20

only if i drink tequila

Answer 21

Lol. SPOT ON.

Answer 22

Haha.



Now you know why drunk women are such a friggin turn-off! Nasty.

Answer 23

lmao that is so true

Answer 24

lol i guess if you're really REALLY smashed.

Answer 25

haha !

Answer 26

WTF were you with me last night???? I still can't find my purse and when my mascara was running I had no help!!! Thanks for understanding!

Answer 27

if you are really ****** up

Answer 28

lol :) don't remind me !

Answer 29

he he he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! he!! yea, word!!!☺