What are 5 signs that you were made in America?

Question

What are 5 signs that you were made in America?

Answer 1

1. Everything you own is made in China

2. You have a Hummer AND a Prius

3. McDonald's is a normal meal for you

4. You play the Banjo

5. You can't find your state on the map of the America

Answer 2

1. Fat

2. Fat

3. Fat

4. Fat

5. Fat

Answer 3

i speak english and i don't get stuff for free. sorry, i can only think of 2

Answer 4

1) You use words like: Sweet, Bisnatch, Dope, and Git er done

2) You like Guns, Sex, and Your choice of music

3) You wear your hat anyway but straight

4) You go to the mall to shop for the opposite sex

5) You take for granted most of the freedoms you will never know are freedoms.

Answer 5

I think it's the tag on the back of my neck.....

Answer 6

you speak non british english

you watch american football and baseball

you have been to mcdonalds

you put a lot of ice in your drinks

you complain about gas prices

Answer 7

my underpants say "Product of America"

Answer 8

-You have 1 kid and a ten seater suv

-You have a Wal-mart credit card

-Half of your paycheck goes to a coffee shop

-you love layaway

-you b*%^h about this country, but are the first to defend it.

Answer 9

Speak English

Wear Brand Name stuff from other places in the world

Wears Make-Up

Bored All The Time

Hates society

Answer 10

1. UNion

2. Label

3. on

4.belly

5. button

Answer 11

1. Gas is way too expensive.

2. Your currency is suddenly worth CRAP.

3. You have to pay for your education.

4. You would rather just lay around.

5. You complain about your 8hour work day while sitting at your desk.

Answer 12

20 sign person yes i'm taking



1. you don't worke very well

2. when some one says mint u think "do i have dad breath

3. you don't have a sticher that says mace in china

4. you think fog is just a misty fart

5. you think presdent bush is smart!

6. you vote by sayn yeah! over here more peanuts

7. football means chip night!

8. the coumputer is you life & you wife/husband

9. can't drive with out yelling at the person who pulled out in frount of you

10. the horn on ur car is a must, the louder the better

11. if you don't smell bad you don't need a bath

12. warterless shampoo means warter never has to tough your body ever again

13. tented windows are a help for pple who pick there nose in there car and flick the bugger on the tailgater bhind u

14. ipods are god

15. if you bathroom looks like tajhmahall

16. if you can't live with out soda (ican't)

17. you like gorge cloney

18. ur a part of the red neck agenda

19. ur controled my the media

20. american idiot is ur name!

Answer 13

besides the made in USA stamp on my ...ahhhh well never mind that ..LOL but

1. My freedom of speech

2. The right to freely answer this question without fear(well except that Yahoo! might not like our answer or questions)

3. Freedom to work where I work.

4. VOTING!! For WHO I please

5. My religious beliefs...

Answer 14

#1- I like cheeseburgers

#2- I was born in MI and it's in America

#3- I'm proud of the country and it's accomplishments

#4- I enjoy living in a country where you can do anything you set your mind too

#5- I like hotdogz!

Answer 15

1. poor quality but a production record was set

2. outrageously over priced

3. all components were made in China,Japan, or Mexico.

4. in spite of the above stamped Made in USA

5. once on the self will get recalled because there was no warning label saying do not be stupid.

Answer 16

You only speak one language

Your President is a babbling idiot

Your house and car are to big

Your television is always on

You are free to do whatever the heck you wanna do!!!!!





disclaimer: these comments are ment to be rude and offensive to americans...as a joke. I am american and i love my country!!!!!

Answer 17

1. You're overweight.

2. You don't like to share.

3. You are impatient and whine a lot.

4. You have a car.

5. You have clean, cold and hot water from the faucet whenever you want and as much as you want.

Answer 18

you have a birth certificate

you don't have a passport

you self diagnose yourself with every mental disease you hear about

you yearn to stand out and make your identity as an individual

you think eating any animal but chickens, cows, or pigs is disgusting even though most of the world eats a ton of other animals mostly because they can't afford to restrict their diets to acceptable american animals

Answer 19

Lol.......I Wasnt...... Full Mexican Here!



5 Things To Show Im NOT American

- I was Born In Mexico

- Im Not White

- I Eat Mexican Food

- Im Not Disrespectful

- And Last but Not Least im not Mean

Answer 20

1. You always eat.

2. 50lb's overweight

3. Uneducated.

4. Selfcentered

5. Prideful

Answer 21

Hey....my first name has USA in the middle of it.....how much more do I need to show I'm American?! My name is SUSAN

Answer 22

my stitching is raveling

becoming faded

permanently pressed

one size fits all

oh , my tag says "made in America"

Answer 23

# 1 You are not harmful due to your lead content

Answer 24

I have 5 cheap t-shirts that say that.

Answer 25

Parts start falling off of you!

Answer 26

I'm here

I'm hopeless

I'm angry

I'm tired

Goodnight...

Answer 27

uhh my parents were at a party in high school



does that say anything

Answer 28

You have "Property of the I.R.S." stamped on your bottom.



:-)

Answer 29

my birth certificate ** my patriotism **my moms birth certificate** my dads certificate ** their marriage license**My love for this country

Answer 30

i wasnt



5 signs that show i was NOT made in america



- i am thin

- i am white

- i have respect

- i am not arrogent

- i dont elect morons to government

Answer 31

i say aint, yall, and howdy.

Answer 32

say WIKED<- i think thats only RI

Answer 33

speaks english

stupid

fat

lazy

moderately smart

Answer 34

your crappy

you don't know another language

you think you are better than anyone else

you think smoking is cool





And you can't count to five

Answer 35

judgemental

judgmental

judgemental

fat

judgemental