Question:
THE MONKEY IS BACK-FOR A STAR?
jcha
2009-05-13 08:29:36 UTC
A large jetplane has crashed. The only survivor - A MONKEY ! -is being questioned....by using sign language,electric impulses , circus trainers & zoo keepers,etc..
Question: "Before the crash, what were the passengers doing?"
Monkey: Raises hands in the air & says:"EEEK! EEEK!"
-"And what were the stewardesses doing ?"
Monkey: Raises hands in the air & says:"EEEK! EEEEK!"
-"And what were the Pilot & Co-pilot doing ?"
Monkey: Raises hands in the air & says:"EEEEK! EEEEK!"
-"And what were YOU doing?"
Monkey: Extends arms in front (as if on wheel) & says:"VROOOUM!
VROOOUM!"
Six answers:
Richie
2009-05-13 08:38:40 UTC
so everyone one screaming because the monkey was jacking off?
heifer
2009-05-13 15:34:57 UTC
ha ha teach ya not to let a monkey drive
anonymous
2009-05-13 15:35:18 UTC
You always have to BLAME the monkey dont you? It's ALWAYS the monkey's fault ISN'T IT?
suhohhfee
2009-05-13 15:34:13 UTC
haha, thats so stupid thats its accualy a bit funny.
Matt Maxie
2009-05-13 15:35:48 UTC
FUNNY
anonymous
2009-05-13 15:32:33 UTC
Ok?


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