What is the weirdest sentence you have ever said?

Question

I told my best friend this when we went back to school this Tuesday and we were trading weekend stories.

"I spent Friday night listening to One Direction with my grandma while we played a game of pool and ate left over tacos that we heated up in the microwave."

It really did happen...and that was one weird Friday night, but it was really fun. So what is the weirdest sentence you have ever said and who did you say it too?

Answer 1

Once when I was babysitting my friend's cousin with her, and he was like 9. So he got a snack and started to eat it: "Why are you eating that apple with a spoon?"

Answer 2

These guys cornered me in a storage room at school and asked me whose butt looked better. I said, "Well, your butt look pretty good, your butt is sorta flat, but yours, is really shapy and looks good:)" So, yea, they all do that when I order lunch (their lunch cashiers). =D

Answer 3

i am a lesbian?

that is the weirdest sentence i ever said at the first time i get into girl

Answer 4

I once told my buddy that "I don't think English is a place" because we were talking about languages and their countrys of origin.

Answer 5

Where in the world did I leave my mistress... and does the wife know o_O



To my other mistress o.0