Do you remember seeing me in the dang locker room?

Question

You were showering today as I went from the dang locker room to the dang stalls to use the dang restroom. I did a dang double-take, and I saw that you noticed that I had done so. I was so dang awe-struck at your beefy tool. I would really like to meet you again, outside the dang locker room. I've never seen you before at the Y, and I assume you were a god dang visitor. Respond to this if you see this and would like to take things a dang step further.

Answer 1

Yeah I remember you, you're the dang guy who stole my dang towel outside the dang showers. I was dang mad. I had to walk to the dang membership desk to get a dang towel. Dang it.

Answer 2

Dang, that's quite a dang story, Mr. Dang!

Answer 3

wasnnt me! I dont have a beefy tool LOL

Answer 4

no