regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic removal of unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our online affair. This termination takes effect immediately, but only because I could not make it retroactive. While our cyber romance sessions were for the most part, competent, your constant use of "brb gotta pee" is a real turn off. Also, mommie says I need to spend less time on the computer. Slam dunk